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Tesco Discussion Chats & Grabbits 11+ Xmas/NY (Incorporating HC's Glitch & B1tch Pub)

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  • locarr
    locarr Posts: 8,298 Forumite
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    debsjc wrote: »
    Overheard at Mr T, whilst I was whoopsie hunting, and thought it might make you smile.

    Relaxed looking guy and stressed looking wife/girlfriend shopping, he wanders over to reduced area and starts browsing ...

    Wife 'What are you doing now?
    Hubby 'Maybe there is something here we can get'
    Wife sounding annoyed 'That stuff will be gone off before Christmas'
    Hubby 'What about for dinner tonight?'
    Wife, now really stressed 'You don't have time for dinner tonight' and off she storms, leaving him looking hungrily at a reduced pack of burgers!!

    I was trying not to giggle.

    Yeah, that's why I go on my own, leave the mrs and kids at home!!:T
    "He that lieth down with dogs shall rise up with fleas" Benjamin Franklin

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  • Miss_Laid
    Miss_Laid Posts: 6,212 Forumite
    frequent wrote: »
    pushes the salon doors open, flips pistol around, puts back in holster
    pushes through the q 's to the bar
    whiskey bustybarmaid and make it a double.

    ****carrys on filing nails****
    Anyone can cuddle but only the Welsh can cwtch :)
  • debsjc
    debsjc Posts: 3,222 Forumite
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    Watching Ice Road Truckers (India) that was recorded earlier with a large Havana Club and Coke and a bucket of Bombay Mix.:beer:

    I love that show, but I have tonights recorded and haven't seen it yet. So glad Lisa got rid of that bossy Tashie last week, he was a right pain!
  • Miss_Laid
    Miss_Laid Posts: 6,212 Forumite
    I am going to clear out my small T's of OEP tommorrow while they are busy I will be in and out like a panther :p
    Anyone can cuddle but only the Welsh can cwtch :)
  • artha wrote: »
    ....nor mine:(

    Glad I'm not the only one. I had put it down to the fact that I live in Outer Mongolia!
    (That's the Scottish Highlands btw!)
    ...those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

    PRIDE

    There's a fork in the road, which way will you go
    You standing still or will you step into the great unknown,
    Is yours to decide, this is your life.


  • 3Dogs
    3Dogs Posts: 14,092 Forumite
    I've been reduced to putting Tango in my Vodka this evening coz I've not been to do the shopping yet! It's not the most pleasent drink I've experienced!

    After a couple you'll come to love it ;)
    Watching Ice Road Truckers (India) that was recorded earlier with a large Havana Club and Coke and a bucket of Bombay Mix.:beer:

    Watching Sky News with a large Bells & Pepsi Max and a bag of Harry's nuts :eek:
    :( Mr 3Dogs 3-7-12 :( 3Dogs'Mam 31-3-13 :(
  • debsjc
    debsjc Posts: 3,222 Forumite
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    Think someone said earlier they had to sign, could be wrong though.

    Wonder why mine didn't come today :(

    I didn't have to sign for mine, but my postie is good like that. It's the DTD liquers I bribe him with!
  • jumblejack
    jumblejack Posts: 6,599 Forumite
    New winner of tonight's teaser:

    Megane :T
    :A Every moment is a gift. That's why we call it the present.!:A
    Grocery Spend Weekly Challenge (Sat-Fri):£30.50/£40
  • 3Dogs
    3Dogs Posts: 14,092 Forumite
    Miss_Laid wrote: »
    ****carrys on filing nails****

    :rotfl: :rotfl: you're really in character there Miss Laid :T :T
    :( Mr 3Dogs 3-7-12 :( 3Dogs'Mam 31-3-13 :(
  • artha wrote: »
    ....nor mine:(

    Sis got hers. :)
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