Tesco Discussion Chat & Grabbits 11+ Xmas/New Year Edition

HappyChappy84

mandycr wrote: »

:j did ya eva ask her if she had a good look?? or tell her most ppl pay a fortune for that view she should feel privaliged and lucky u wasnt sending the bill

aww HC u should give the boogie'n a go stress buster n all that lol
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hahaha! I don't even know who she is. I'd never saw her before and I haven't seen her since.

I don't think Sulkie Susan down below would take too kindly to met boogieing about above her. She moans at the slightest thing without me making a noise boogieing.:rotfl:

CookieRaider

3Dogs wrote: »

Regarding the parcel Darroch, I wouldn't be happy that he'd tried my front door, but would prefer to have my parcel than it not get delivered and have to wait/arrange redelivery - tough one really, though as HC says, I can understand that the courier just tried what he could to deliver the parcel at first chance rather than take it back to depot

Am a man who has been there and done it all (i hope) but as a parent i do not like the way it happened. As i see it the guy could have just left the parcel at my door as am not in a close just a semi detached and i have a garage so why not leave it there ( i know he is busy but) u all hear what am saying :cool:

3Dogs

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

I blame their parents!:rotfl::rotfl:

So do I HC, so do I ........................ by the way, I've never had kids never wanted them as I think I would have turned into a baby batterer or something, though people who know me would never belive this :eek: Other people used to let there staff bring in their new babies to the office, but I used to let them bring in their puppies :rotfl: :rotfl: Not maternal at all

Forgetful

HC when u say u had to squat int eh mens in China, its the same for the womens.
Even at a posh department store it was the same... So everytime I went to the toilet in China, I would roll up my jeans or trouser legs up as high as possible, cos when u take them off they would go down and I didnt want my clothes touching the dirty toilet floor!!!!
And squatting was a nightmare!! I mean a big belly I have and if u wanted to "open ur bowels".. it may be longer than a minute and it was very tiring for me and my legs!!!

3Dogs

darroch10 wrote: »

Am a man who has been there and done it all (i hope) but as a parent i do not like the way it happened. As i see it the guy could have just left the parcel at my door as am not in a close just a semi detached and i have a garage so why not leave it there ( i know he is busy but) u all hear what am saying :cool:

I hear what you're saying Darroch. Hubbie said, what if your DD was naked and just pulling on a dressing gown or something as she went to the door as he opened it. Lesson to be learned to keep the door locked though I suppose

3Dogs

Forgetful wrote: »

HC when u say u had to squat int eh mens in China, its the same for the womens.
Even at a posh department store it was the same... So everytime I went to the toilet in China, I would roll up my jeans or trouser legs up as high as possible, cos when u take them off they would go down and I didnt want my clothes touching the dirty toilet floor!!!!
And squatting was a nightmare!! I mean a big belly I have and if u wanted to "open ur bowels".. it may be longer than a minute and it was very tiring for me and my legs!!!

Getting an image there Forgetful :eek: a familiar one

CookieRaider

HC am picturing you and jack lemmon fighting it oot in the snow wi the woman u clocked :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

CookieRaider

3Dogs wrote: »

I hear what you're saying Darroch. Hubbie said, what if your DD was naked and just pulling on a dressing gown or something as she went to the door as he opened it. Lesson to be learned to keep the door locked though I suppose

That was my thought (but a wis still in ma kip ) or i would have gave it to him big time :mad:

HappyChappy84

3Dogs wrote: »

So do I HC, so do I ........................ by the way, I've never had kids never wanted them as I think I would have turned into a baby batterer or something, though people who know me would never belive this :eek: Other people used to let there staff bring in their new babies to the office, but I used to let them bring in their puppies :rotfl: :rotfl: Not maternal at all

Haha! well, I'm never having kids!:rotfl:

SW42

artha wrote: »

...and are you going to enlighten us?:)

I believe the song was about when he was a teacher and was attracted to one of his pupils, hence "dont stand so close to me".