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Don't You Hate it when ....

MrRee_2
Posts: 2,389 Forumite
Estate Agents add on their particulars, "Open to Offers" ?
What does that tell you?
It tells me that they know it's overpriced, and without saying so, they are tempting you into an offer.
It's a property new to the market, priced at £255k (which we all know is a price point which cannot hold up).
Stamp Duty at £255k = £7650
Stamp Duty at £250k = £2500
Difference is more than the difference to £255k .... so, the £255k asking price is, by definition, false.
They must think the public are stupid, or something?
What's your favourite EA words of wisdom?
What does that tell you?
It tells me that they know it's overpriced, and without saying so, they are tempting you into an offer.
It's a property new to the market, priced at £255k (which we all know is a price point which cannot hold up).
Stamp Duty at £255k = £7650
Stamp Duty at £250k = £2500
Difference is more than the difference to £255k .... so, the £255k asking price is, by definition, false.
They must think the public are stupid, or something?
What's your favourite EA words of wisdom?
Bringing Happiness where there is Gloom!
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'Viewing essential'. Actually I'll survive perfectly well if I never see your overpriced, undersized and thoroughly unprepossesing piece of rubbish again.0
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Estate Agents add on their particulars, "Open to Offers" ?
What does that tell you?
House asking prices should be higher than the strike in price at which a deal can be struck, in order for the seller to get market value.
It really is no big deal, nothing to see, move along folks.Hi, we’ve had to remove your signature. If you’re not sure why please read the forum rules or email the forum team if you’re still unsure - MSE ForumTeam0 -
Another is "Viewing Advised" ..... have you ever heard an EA say, "Viewing NOT Advised"?
I know that EA's do not look out of the window in the morning ..... as they would have nothing better to do in the afternoon - but to think up ever more ridiculous words is daft!Bringing Happiness where there is Gloom!0 -
It tells me to start my opening offer about 10% below asking price, with the aim to get an offer accepted around 8% less!!0
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Deceptively spacious. = Poky but not quite as poky as you first imagined.
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Priced between £X - £X.
Why? Rubbish EAs who can't work out a starting price? Falling market where once upon a time they might have got the higher figure and are trying to fool people into thinking it's worth any price between that bracket so they don't feel so bad at effectively overpaying for something? Deluded sellers who think their home is worth more than it is?
Just put a bloody price on it and let people offer...
Jx2024 wins: *must start comping again!*0 -
"Mature garden" = there could be undiscovered pygmy tribes living in it
Also any advert containing the words "stunning" and/or "ever popular" - aargh!!!0 -
Can't beat this guy for his honesty!
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-29285393.htmlOfficially in a clique of idiots0 -
RedFraggle wrote: »Can't beat this guy for his honesty!
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-29285393.html
But what would he have written if he hadn't been able to write this?
Planning for 4 flats on the land has been passed0 -
Sort (sic) after location.
Well placed for local shops (above a betting shop at one end of the High Street)
In need of modernisation (well, at least its walls are still standing but not sure about the roof..!)0
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