E:? Win a year of beer

jackied_3

http://www.bargainbooze.co.uk/

You just have to tell them a joke and fill in your details. Might be fun to post your joke here as well so we can all have a laugh

Mine is

Little boy says to little girl 'I want to get into your knickers'
little girl asks 'why?'
Little boy says 'cause ive peed in mine'

kit34

thanks just entered joke was
god said to moses "come forth".... unfortunatly he came fifth and lost gods beer money

NicolaC

two fish in a tank...
One says to the other
"How'd you drive this thing?"

jackied_3

LOL

If someone needs a good joke i heard this one on the radio the other day.

Q. Two rabbits in an airing cupboard, which one is in the army?
A. The one on the tank

snackatack2000

mum, how many types of willies are there?
the mum surprised, smiles and answers, well dear, a man goes through three phases. in his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. in his thirties and forties, its like a birch tree, flexible, but reliable. after his fifties, its like a christmas tree. a christmas tree cries the boy. yes dear says the mum, dead from the roots up and the balls are for decoration only.

Strepsy

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, his wife is lying
in bed reading.

Man says, "This is the pig I have s.e.x with when you've got a
headache."

Wife replies, "I think you'll find, that is a sheep."

Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

mpython

Why does an elephant have 4 feet?


Because he'd look pretty silly with 6 inches.

an1179

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

danjberry

a woman goes on a week holiday with some friends, when she arrives she calls her boyfried and asks how things are going
he replies " sorry but your cat is dead"
she replies "why did you tell me this, im so upset i wont be able to enjoy my week away now
he asked "what should i of said"
"well you could of said that he is stuck up a tree, then when i call tomorrow say you have called the fire brigade, then the next day say they are trying to get him down, then when i call the day after say the cat fell off the tree and is in a coma that was i am prepared, then when i get home say he didnt make it."
the boyfriend says he is sorry so they end the converstion. the next day the girlfriend calls home again "how are things today?"
He replies "well your mum is stuck up a tree"

stevecurtis

Q - What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
A - No idea !

Q - What do you call a deer with no eyes or no legs ?
A - Still no idea !

Strepsy

What do you call a fly with no wings?



A walk.