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lottiewxm

i think my most favorite children's joke has got to be...

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrrrrrrgh!!!

lottiewxm

katierose1 wrote: »

Where are you from Lottie?

As when i moved i used the phrase tommy tank and no one knew what i meant!!! :rotfl:

i'm from North Wales

katierose1_2

lottiewxm wrote: »

i think my most favorite children's joke has got to be...

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrrrrrrgh!!!

Does it make me very sad that i actually chuckled at that??? :rotfl:

Milliesmum

mymerrywidow wrote: »

it was me, i reported happychappys joke.

but i have never threatened or bullied happychappy. i told him that most of hiss jokes are racist/offensive and if i found them to be offensive i would report them to the admin team. mse has rules thgat need to be followed. they areloads jokes on here that dont upset anyone. happychappy can you similar jokes.

MMW, fair play to you for having the bal*s to own up. I still think (as many have said) that as HappyChappy's jokes seem to appeal to the majority, it would be much easier to simply skip over his postings while you're skimming through, rather than involve the MSE Mods ? Just my opinion, for what it's worth.

MM

katierose1_2

lottiewxm wrote: »

i'm from North Wales

Oh ok no where near me then, im down south, must just be the posh people i worked with then! lol

littlelost

Where do pirate do their christmas shopping??

Arrrrrggos....

(My kids love that one) :rotfl:

kandfs_mam

Gemini_Jes wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl:An embarrassing story.......when I was 12 and had just started senior school a boy asked me 'are you a virgin?' I replied 'no, I'm a gemini'.

Everyone started laughing around me, but I had to have it explained to me why they were....was so innocent then...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

This reminds me of when I started secondary school - I came from a small country primary school so was rather green in the ways of the world lets say. I went home one day and said to my Mum "you're a wh0re like me".... my Mam was horrified and asked what I meant. I said "well you don't throw anything away either".... :rotfl:I was quickly told that I was a hoarder!!!

I had been puzzling for weeks why people were writing things like that on the back of toilet doors!

Bootsalebargains

zipydooda wrote: »

£75 back:T

It would have been but I was using a free bet from corbetts so i don't get the stake back.

mymerrywidow

katierose1 wrote: »

Does it make me very sad that i actually chuckled at that??? :rotfl:

no not all

lottiewxm

katierose1 wrote: »

Oh ok no where near me then, im down south, must just be the posh people i worked with then! lol

well my dad is from Essex and my mum's mum is from Hackney