Tesco Discussion chat & grabbits eleven PLUS

west_is_best

I know its an old joke.... but Ive just got it on email from my sister... it still makes me laugh.. so for the newbies.. here we go

BEWARE OF PENSIONERS

Banned from TESCO
Didn't like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local TESCO’s
store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was
in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog..

What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t,
because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I
woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with
my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an
Irish Setter's !!!! and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard. I'm now banned from TESCO’s. Better watch what you
ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of
daft things to say.

DeeDee74

disney princess uno cards scanned at 4p
high school musical uno cards scanned at 4p
there 2 packets of each its the old packets u need.
dust sheets pack of 2 scanned at 12p
hth

CookieRaider

If you are finding it hard to find a sledge atm try here i got some last month and got them within a week
http://www.newitts.com/shop/1/12/Sledges.htm?utm_source=TradeDoubler&utm_medium=Affiliates&utm_campaign=TradeDoubler

fudge2

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

is comfort £1 in expresses please?

I can confirm it is, I brought 5 in there last night

wirehair

Do Expresses take coupons , as I remember ages ago they refused so I never tried again .

purdita

Looby123 wrote: »

can happilly confirm that the cadburys puds are divine....I've eaten 2 already today!!! will definately be getting some more before offer ends!

just beware tho...says to microwave them for 40/55 seconds...trust me, 30 seconds is more than enough!!!

Do you cook them with the film lid on...and if so do you make a couple of holes?
Only asking as I got some de-identified ones from Approved Foods last week and they've come with no packaging and instructions!!
They are bigger than the cadbury ones....so I reckon about 90 seconds on high?

purdita

darroch10 wrote: »

If you are finding it hard to find a sledge atm try here i got some last month and got them within a week
http://www.newitts.com/shop/1/12/Sledges.htm?utm_source=TradeDoubler&utm_medium=Affiliates&utm_campaign=TradeDoubler

So did I! I got 4 of the pocket rocket bum ones for just over a fiver delivered. I think they about that for one in Tesco's!

wirehair

purdita wrote: »

Do you cook them with the film lid on...and if so do you make a couple of holes?
Only asking as I got some de-identified ones from Approved Foods last week and they've come with no packaging and instructions!!
They are bigger than the cadbury ones....so I reckon about 90 seconds on high?

You take the film lid off .

karen3112

DeeDee74 wrote: »

disney princess uno cards scanned at 4p
high school musical uno cards scanned at 4p
there 2 packets of each its the old packets u need.
dust sheets pack of 2 scanned at 12p
hth

Brilliant stocking fillers, thanks for posting - will be searching for them later

bensonsmum

A new one for you all - nothing major but if you like king prawn cocktail and/or chicken this works out to be a bit of a bargain





They are £4 each or 3for£10 or 4for £12 but the offer doesn't kick in!! you can mix and match with other items in the fridges marked at 3for£10 or 4for£12.

I bought two chickens with the stickers on and two "Christmas King Prawn Cocktails" and got charged £16.

went to CS and they checked it through and its definitely the prawn cocktails that arnt working so they gave me £8 DTD - so bargain price for 2 chicks and 2 king prawn cocktails 380g