90TH Birthday Present

Emmylou_2

For her 85th birthday, my gran was bought a ... well ... a "battery operated female pleasuring product". :eek:

She had great fun buzzing people with it. And setting it off over the floor. And tickling her great-grandchildren with it. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

She's now 93. I think I'll get her a stripogram if she makes 94! :rolleyes:

RoCas

Emmylou wrote:

For her 85th birthday, my gran was bought a ... well ... a "battery operated female pleasuring product". :eek:

She had great fun buzzing people with it. And setting it off over the floor. And tickling her great-grandchildren with it. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Was that before or after she'd used it, Emmylou :eek:

southwestmaid

atticgirl2003 wrote:

Many thanks to all of you for some good ideas.
I like all of them, even the strippergram, she is the type of person who would get great fun from that, not at all stuck up.
A nice soft throw or cushion and some family photographs sounds good.
Maybe a good bottle of whisky as she likes a wee dram before she goes to bed.
Her daughter has got the party all sorted. Going to a nice hotel for a meal.
Looking forward to it in a couple of weeks time.

:T :T :T

It's my next door neighbours 90th birthday on Tuesday and he also likes a drop of whisky so that's what I shall be getting him.

clarabell1984

I got my grandpa for his 90th last september, an original newspaper from the day he was born. I got it from newsrecreated online and it was abut £35.

We had a birthday tea for him and everyone said it was the best present ever. He reads it for hours on end!

We, the 5 grandchildren read out a poems between us, that another family member had written.

It was all very special