Tesco Discussion chat & grabbits eleven +

mogchops · 18 November 2011 at 11:24PM

Had to go for my main shopping tonight - hate doing it Friday night

but was the only chance I had to do it with no DDs in tow

Wasnt really looking for bargains, just wanted to get in, get round & get out - but did get 2 plenty :T sel 92p, last 2 on shelf.

And when I got to the sweets aisle, I remembered about the chocolate - but couldnt remember which one - so took a flyer on the only one with no sel :rotfl:jackpot!! 34p :beer:

Not one single selection box, asked a passing SA who said that they had been inundated, and people were buying loads. And they didnt know when they would get any more in!

tbw · 18 November 2011 at 11:24PM

Beki88 wrote: »

I, as you put it, have feet in both camps but my foot rather likes being here
The other foot is convenient.

Well, I did have a foot in each - but some unfriendly person stamped on my toes and forced my foot out of the unmentionable one! No great loss - better jokes over here! (Thanks HC)

HappyChappy84 · 18 November 2011 at 11:26PM

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather regal looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B! tc h."

HappyChappy84 · 18 November 2011 at 11:30PM

No more jokes tonight.

artha · 18 November 2011 at 11:32PM

artha wrote: »

Just back from my morning extra shop.

Got 15 selection boxes including the last 5 of the galaxy ones. Thats the local kids football club presents part sorted.:D A couple were there who said they'd seen the deal and the extra money coming off in this mornings paper! Word travels fast!

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Just posting part of my early morning report and just realised how stupid I possibly am? How could they have seen it in the morning paper? They were likely lurkers on this thread and didn't want to own up to where they had seen it. Or was it on HUKD?

tbw · 18 November 2011 at 11:34PM

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

No more jokes tonight.

GOOD!!! I've laughed so much I've had two 'accidents' already!

CookieRaider · 18 November 2011 at 11:40PM

darroch10 wrote: »

ok you beat me with the post:o

lookinforabargain wrote: »

Lucky you, I Glasgow. Haven't been for ages
My OH is from Glasgow. It's a great city

Hey this is my home city don't slagg it off anyone:mad:

CookieRaider · 18 November 2011 at 11:42PM

tbw wrote: »

GOOD!!! I've laughed so much I've had two 'accidents' already!

Was it at both ends?:p

HappyChappy84 · 18 November 2011 at 11:43PM

darroch10 wrote: »

Hey this is my home city don't slagg it off anyone:mad:

I wasn't! I like Glasgow. I would live there if I could handle the change. I don't like change...

kerri_gt · 18 November 2011 at 11:46PM

Popped into R*ading W*st last night, managed some of the 92p Plenty, not DTD Foxes and thought my luck was in when I found a Bright Starts Play Gym with a 1/2 price sticker (£30 down to £15 on it)...only for the booger to scan at £7.50 :mad: Such a good deal considering keeping it as it's such a good bargain though. Considering a T free weekend :eek: