Tesco Discussion chat & grabbits eleven +

HappyChappy84

Now what am I going to do tonight?

I guess I should tidy up

And it's a week early for my monthly shower....

Tidy up it is then.

toni_

well done Czerniacha :beer::T:j:D

HappyChappy84

Nigel and Richard, are sitting in the pub discussing Nigels's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's gan magic," says Nigel. "I've got everything organised already, the fleurs, the kirkl the cares, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag neat." Richard nods approvingly. "Hell, I've even borrad a kilt to be hitched in," continues Nigel. "A kilt?" asks Richard. "That's braw, you'll look pure smart ,. Waz the tartan?" "Och," says Nigel, " she'll just be in white."

artha

French_Knickers wrote: »

Oh do keep up at the back artha!!!

Snowman selection boxes online priced at £1 each and b1g2f

Hey! I'm doing the best I can;)I always feel that I have to read somethings several times before it sinks in. I'd be useless in an emergency situation. I'd probably be the one burned to death reading the emergency evacuation procedure in a hotel room:rotfl:

mummy1983

Woop Woop! Czerniacha ! You must be on a real high !:T:T:T

Have a drink and takeaway and chill out and enjoy the weekend !

Am very excited to find out the industry !!!!!:T:T:T:T:T

Issyc

artha wrote: »

Hey! I'm doing the best I can;)I always feel that I have to read somethings several times before it sinks in. I'd be useless in an emergency situation. I'd probably be the one burned to death reading the emergency evacuation procedure in a hotel room:rotfl:

A bit like me. I read the instructions for cooking Super Noodles six times yesterday before breaking them up, pouring boiling water over them and placing them in the microwave!!

HappyChappy84

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his



priest, "Father, I almost had an affair with another woman."







The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"







The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but



then I stopped."







The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not

to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50

in the poor box."







The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked



over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to



leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying,



"I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!" The Irishman



replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to



you, that's the same as putting it in!"

lovecrafting

im going to be all adventurous tonight and have cheese and pickle instead of cheese on its own woop what an exiting life i lead.

French_Knickers

artha wrote: »

Hey! I'm doing the best I can;)I always feel that I have to read somethings several times before it sinks in. I'd be useless in an emergency situation. I'd probably be the one burned to death reading the emergency evacuation procedure in a hotel room:rotfl:

lol, I hear you on that one, I seem almost incapable of taking in and absorbing new information.

Westvleteren

artha wrote: »

Hey! I'm doing the best I can;)I always feel that I have to read somethings several times before it sinks in. I'd be useless in an emergency situation. I'd probably be the one burned to death reading the emergency evacuation procedure in a hotel room:rotfl:

Me too.:rotfl: