Tesco Discussion chat & grabbits eleven +

Mel1979a

jblack wrote: »

Maybe you're thinking about running in to the back of someone?

If someone pulls out in front of you then it's normally their fault for not paying attention.

No definately the side too im afraid apparently ''if they had the chance to pull so far out you ran into the side of them then you have enough time to stop to avoid the bang. ''

Insurance is so so unfair, they sting you at every possible chance.

nikkilala_2

katierose1 wrote: »

where is everyone????

I'm here:pJust back from T's, supposed to buying stuff for the party but somehow managed to find 7 packs of aquadoodles and a burgundy fleece dressing gown B/C 5051898948658 price £16. It was one of the 4p ones but it wasnt on the system but CS let me have it for £1:T :T:T Slightly expensive as not 4p but hey ho;) So keep looking they're still out there, I know this has only just appeared as I check this T's most days.

greenback111

good luck with glitches over the weekend flying to italy in morning see ya later tater

£17.50 return flight £40 to park the car

celebrate

don't think i have the energy to catch up with today's shenanigans, too many late nights reading HC's jokes

anything significant i've missed pretty pls guys?

saw Beki's post but was in a rush with kids , are you ok Beki, did you get yourself to casualty??

got some cheeky monkey car signs today and forced myself to return the 6 selection boxes i bought because I DON'T NEED THEM!

Round of applause please:T:T:T:T:T

Plus I can tell you now beacause finally told mum and sis but OH has gone.........for good this time, feeling like total !!!!! right now:(:(:(

oh sorted the kids for children in need, thanks for all the suggestions
couldn't get a mr bump outfit for ds1 so borrowed loads of bandages, a sling and plasters from work-hope it will have the same effect, Dd is wearing a gingham dress and carrying a 75p laundry bundle as her basket with a free toy dog we got from macdonalds (she's dorothy by the way), Ds2 is captain hook wearing a pirate costume we've had for years

total spend 75p for the laundry bundle!

Alex._3

Forgetful wrote: »

found the power tool set but scanning at £15..

I also found one of these on the shelf for £15 at Tesco Fleetsbridge, scanned at £1.50 though:j:j:j... There was only 1 on the shelf. :mad:

AppleJuice

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

How to Shower like a Woman

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to lights and darks.
2. Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush into the bathroom.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how fat you are getting.
4. Get in the shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15-20 minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red raw.
9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake bodywash.
10. Rinse conditioner out of hair. (This takes at least 15 minutes, as you must be sure you’ve gotten it all out.)
11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider bikini area, but decide to get it waxed instead.
12. Turn off shower.
13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces. Spray any spots with Tilex.
14. Get out of shower. Dry with a towel the size of a small African country. Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel.
15. Check entire body for the ANY sign of a blemish. Dwell. Attack with nails and/or tweezers if found.
16. Return to bedroom in long dressing gown with towel on head.
17. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush into the bedroom to spend 2 hours getting dressed.

How to Shower like a Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor where they dropped.
2. Walk naked into the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake your weiner at her and say something stupid.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck your gut in to see if you have pecs/abs. (You don’t.) Admire the size of your weiner in the mirror and scratch your privates.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Don’t bother to look for a washcloth (you don’t use one). Wash your face… wash your armpits… Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
6. Wash your privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving hair on the soap bar.
7. Shampoo your hair (no conditioner), make a shampoo mohawk. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
8. Pee in the shower and rinse off. Get out, and fail to notice the puddle of water on the floor because you left the shower curtain hanging outside of the tub the whole time.
9. Partially dry off, look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, admire weiner again. Leave shower curtain open, wet bath mat on the floor, bathroom light and fan on.
10. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife on the way, grab your weiner, say something stupid, and thrust your pelvis at her.
11. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed. Fart and go about your day.

OMG, cant stop laughing :rotfl:

showmemore wrote: »

When they say chocolate they mean real chocolate not the crap stuff we eat in the uk but pure dark 60 - 90 % Chocolate if you gave that to a cat or dog it would kill them no questions asked :eek:

well, 90% chocolate nearly killed me :cool:

Good evening everyone

finally found my first 4p item, Playboy underwear , I got sooo excited as already started to think about my OH as Mr December :rotfl: ( no other option with his belly :rotfl:)
went to checkout and boooo , item not on file, SA called someone else who confirm that they couldn't sell it

no leaf trays, no torches, no Fox`s:( as always

frequent

QPR10 wrote: »

what the beep is that ?

Senglea Point parapet, Valleta, Malta

Awesome view, great weather, great beaches, friendly people and most important CHEAP BEER :j

Beki88

Mel1979a wrote: »

No definately the side too im afraid apparently ''if they had the chance to pull so far out you ran into the side of them then you have enough time to stop to avoid the bang. ''

Insurance is so so unfair, they sting you at every possible chance.

OH did hit the break but skidded and because of the angle she was going it fetched her car closer to ours, maybe had it been a straight line it would have been different

Ilovemykids

frequent wrote: »

barcode for mint aero 110 g is 7 613033 057144

how have I got 400g lol

showmemore

AppleJuice wrote: »

OMG, cant stop laughing :rotfl:

well, 90% chocolate nearly killed me :cool:

Good evening everyone

finally found my first 4p item, Playboy underwear , I got sooo excited as already started to think about my OH as Mr December :rotfl: ( no other option with his belly :rotfl:)
went to checkout and boooo , item not on file, SA called someone else who confirm that they couldn't sell it

no leaf trays, no torches, no Fox`s:( as always

Did have an allergic reaction to it? :eek: