Tesco Discussion chat & grabbits eleven +

QPR10

Good luck czerniacha, goodnight all & get well soon all the sick people.

Nice trip to the hospital tomorrow with Mummy so loads of catching up when we get back I'm sure

celebrate

taylorsmum04 wrote: »

sorry just got in from work, saw you asking if anyone could check in our area for something but havnt had time to read back through, i pass the store in a morning about 7.30 so i can call in if it helps,
Is it the stig suit ?:o

hi taylors mum
i've cleared my pm's now
any kids dress up would be great boys aged 5-8ish
girl aged 10+

HappyChappy84

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll... just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

czerniacha

OMG I soo love this thread I dread the day I'll be forced to miss most of the posts And that will happen soon when I start working again and stop ignoring my Uni stuff that soo needs to be done but I just can't be bothered...

for the last two days it's been lovely here again and it's so nice to see you all trying to help celebrate to get her little ones dressed up I'd love to help too but only have 12-18months raincoats LOL and I don't suppose playboy pants would be any good?

nikkilala I hope your(sorry your DS's) party rocks!

happy you're the star of the day! well done!

night everyone and I'll be here tomorrow probably...

3Dogs

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

HappyChappy84

Q... why are hurricanes given wimins names?



A cos when you first see them they are all wet and wild and when they leave ..your house and car are gone

HappyChappy84

Guy shops for toys before Christmas. As he peruses the various Barbie dolls, the shop attendant explains:

- Here we have Winter Sports Barbie, 37 quids, then Explorer Barbie, 56 quids with the Landy, and Barbecue Barbie for 32 quids, here is Divorcee Barbie for 224 quids, and Dancing Barbie for 44 quids...

The client interrupts:

- Wait a minute... Two hundred and twenty-four pounds for Divorcee Barbie, you said????

- Well, have to know that she comes with Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's house, Ken's Doberman...

HappyChappy84

Why did the Irish man have three tax discs in his car window?

To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!

celebrate

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll... just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

no more no more
i really HAVE to go to bed now:A

frequent

QPR10 wrote: »

Boo ! As if my club can't get themselves into enough trouble on their own, why did he have to choose our game to do it Alledgedly

Yeah well that's the brutal side of the beautiful game, 9 yellow cards and 2 reds.

Loved the QPR fans response "you no what you said".

was up your way last week Salisbury Road,

QP to Elephant on Baker 25 mins excellent.