Tesco Discussion chat & grabbits eleven +

calmspirit

caz2703 wrote: »

is that pic too big - sorry on my touchpad and it looks ok

I had a similar issue with online dating :rotfl:

caz2703

celebrate wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
lol you can tell when the threads getting back to normal
you lot start talking about ears,lemons and jackets potatoes again:A

Speaking of Lemons, thanks to whoever posted the link for the lemon Drizzle cake recipe. Gonna try that at the weekend :beer:

APennysaved_2

lovecrafting wrote: »

oh and i know that my local was full of pickers today (i blame karlie) but there was no 2l bottles of coca cola at all, i wanted to open one and make it go flat so i can drink it

You can also add a spoonful or two of sugar and all the fizz will come out (don't stir, just let it sink to the bottom). Great for nausea/ upset tummy.

MKS

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Tinyshoes wrote: »

Makes note to self to make sure leave some bargains for MKS to find at the weekends in Dorset.

And I'M NOT THAT OLD! Miss Marple indeed. :eek:

Right I'm off now to sort out my mum for the evening. Might be back later but will say TTFN.

She was the first female one that come to mind - after Hercule Poirot!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

nahteb20

Evening all

Ive finally caught up all of today's posts, Thanks HappyChappy you cheered me up.

on another note my ds2 just came in (Grrr he's still awake!! on a school night) and said "Mammy please dont buy those Halloween toliet papers anymore They are FREAKING me out!!!:eek: lol he's only 7

celebrate

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Do you fart in bed? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and i'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic foot steps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, 'honey you were right.' 'all these years you have warned me and i didn't listen to you'. 'what do you mean?' asked his wife. 'well, you always told me that one day i would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of god, some vaseline and two fingers. I think i got most of them back in!

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thanks HC i needed the laugh
just emailed this to everyone i know and will definitely be taking in to work tomorrow...................ok maybe not:A:rotfl:

celebrate

karlie88 wrote: »

fancy dress as a tube of smarties?

lol

they already took about 60 tubes in for b'days

their friends would thinks we had a smarties addiction

MKS

nikkilala wrote: »

Tinyshoes that is so true, only a real MSE'er would understand:T:T:T:TMy excuse is I'm leaving it all till friday when I will have a major spring clean for the party, but lately I've been so behind



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And there was me thinking that you were watching others' behinds;);)

Ilovemykids

janicerobson1 wrote: »

it was north shields extra, the barcode for the camera and video camera is 0843139400, and the 2 leaplet download cards age 4 - 9 years is 0843139900

Thanks!

was the camera a pink or blue one please,and what is a leaplet?

sweet_tooth

Ilovemykids wrote: »

Thanks!

was the camera a pink or blue one please,and what is a leaplet?

isn't this a camera accessory for the leapster? i could be wrong