Tesco Discussion chat & grabbits eleven +

lovecrafting

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Ahh, noticed this after submitting my last post.

lol

dtd_crazy wrote: »

I'm hoping for a brilliant beer glitch that might make my OH come out of his shell (or trousers in this case) :rotfl:can't believe I have not been to Tesco's for 2 days ... need some new glitches!!

mine needs a glitch to stop him wanting to get his kit off in pictures.

dtd_crazy wrote: »

This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in
Oxford:

Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty
Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and
your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
"Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas
stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could him, he
began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants
were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"
using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed
the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
Yours sincerely,

Charles Brown
Store Manager

my husband and i have just sat in fits of laughter reading this, i couldnt even see let alone read any out in the end.



im sure i quoted a cute little girl reading mse,

HappyChappy84

In the absence of Karlie I'm going to upload some pics.

This one is Miss September modelling some 4p swimwear for the calendar.

jumblejack

Chieveley wrote: »

Hi all
My first post on this thread - went to N€bury extra this pm - got 2 relic suitcases at £4.50 & £5 and 3 x 4p scarves. Got 3 1p trays & grey studded bag last week and a 75p tent. Both scanners working.

Welcome :wave:

Looby123

LadyLeenie wrote: »

Come on folks please let us get this very helpful and friendly thread back on track.I have joined FaceBook but this thread comes first:D

agreed 100%

just noticed ur 'stats'...how have you been thanked in more posts than you have made!!! You are truly a miracle lady!!!

dtd_crazy

lovecrafting wrote: »

lol



mine needs a glitch to stop him wanting to get his kit off in pictures.



my husband and i have just sat in fits of laughter reading this, i couldnt even see let alone read any out in the end.



im sure i quoted a cute little girl reading mse,

bagsy number 12 .... which one you doing tonight !!?!?

Issyc

jumblejack wrote: »

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French_Knickers

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

In the absence of Karlie I'm going to upload some pics.

This one is Miss September modelling some 4p swimwear for the calendar.

PMSL, can't wait to see the 'finest' range though!!!

LadyLeenie

Looby123 wrote: »

agreed 100%

just noticed ur 'stats'...how have you been thanked in more posts than you have made!!! You are truly a miracle lady!!!

My posts are always friendly and I never have a go at anyone on here.
As for the thanks I have,sorry can`t answer that.

Looby123

MKS wrote: »

Bless her. Aren't you a considerate, forward thinking parent, letting her learn about technology from an early age.

no not at all...she just grabs it when I'm not looking!!! And then she presses things and brings up strange messages on the screen!

artha

candy222 wrote: »

just who do you think you are

I'm just trying to be even handed here as I can see that the FB thing is going through a learning phase. From my perspective baily is someone who has clearly spent a lot of time sorting things out for the benefit of others and in possibly not doing it to the taste of others is probably taking a lot of unnecessary flack. Time will tell whether it is a good or bad thing and it needs some rules to avoid chaos:cool: