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Woofing dog.

Just coming on for a complain as mutt is driving me up the wall again.
Mother has accidentally taught her to bark when she wants something or she wishes to raise an objection.
She has starting complaining when her box is in a draught, when the light is off (oddly enough she is happy to sleep in the dark at night but woofs merrily away if she's in the dark when we're still up and about.) And when she feels her meal is a tad overdue. She mainly does it on my mum as she knows I just completely ignore her.

However today her colitis is back, and on vet's orders she is a dinner free zone. She has leapt. She has twirled. She has nipped my toes. She has run off with my shoes. And been extremely energetic for an aged pooch the vet has just described as "rickety."

And for the last 10 minutes or so she has given a loud woof at approx 30 second intervals. I am ready to swing for her. Just wondering how early I can get away with going to bed.
All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well.

Pedant alert - it's could have, not could of.
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  • OnAndUp
    OnAndUp Posts: 981 Forumite
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    edited 28 October 2011 at 10:00PM
    elsien wrote: »
    Just coming on for a complain as mutt is driving me up the wall again.
    Mother has accidentally taught her to bark when she wants something or she wishes to raise an objection.
    She has starting complaining when her box is in a draught, when the light is off (oddly enough she is happy to sleep in the dark at night but woofs merrily away if she's in the dark when we're still up and about.) And when she feels her meal is a tad overdue. She mainly does it on my mum as she knows I just completely ignore her.

    Sorry but lol!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :p;):D

    Sounds to me like she's a clever lady who has her servants well trained!!

    Hope she's feeling better & shuts up soon! ;)
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  • Barneysmom
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    Sorry to laugh I really do feel for you :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Better get your pjs on, night night :)
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  • Ziggazee
    Ziggazee Posts: 464 Forumite
    Water pistol......end of!
  • elsien
    elsien Posts: 36,165 Forumite
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    Well the burst of energy has faded, thank goodness.
    She is currently on my lap completely hidden underneath a fleecy blanket (we're being moneysaving on the heating and she's not appreciative.)
    With the occasional muffled woof still issuing forth from the depths.
    All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well.

    Pedant alert - it's could have, not could of.
  • elsien
    elsien Posts: 36,165 Forumite
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    Ziggazee wrote: »
    Water pistol......end of!

    She thinks that's a great game - not likely to make the situation any better.
    All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well.

    Pedant alert - it's could have, not could of.
  • peachyprice
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    I feel your pain elsien. I'm looking after my mum's chihuahua for three weeks, he barks and howls everytime the phone rings, which means I can't find the bloody phone cos he's making too much noise. I really don't know how my mum lives with it, perhaps she doesn't get many phone calls.
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  • zaksmum
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    Poor thing's probably starving with that dinner free zone order. I'd be woofing too!
  • ali-t
    ali-t Posts: 3,815 Forumite
    Teaching a dog to woof on command is only ever a good idea if you teach the dog a command for 'quiet' at the same time.

    I have no advice on how to stop it today feel your pain as one of mine is a bit of a woofer
    If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got!
  • Gingham_R
    Gingham_R Posts: 1,660 Forumite
    edited 29 October 2011 at 4:35PM
    Here're some useful videos.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBvPaqMZyo8

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wesm2OpE_2c&feature=relmfu

    And this one is my favourite. I used a lead, not a gate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrbA7cyp6K4 This guy is fantastic.
    Just because it says so in the Mail, doesn't make it true.

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  • zebidee1
    zebidee1 Posts: 991 Forumite
    elsien wrote: »
    She has starting complaining when her box is in a draught, when the light is off (oddly enough she is happy to sleep in the dark at night but woofs merrily away if she's in the dark when we're still up and about.) And when she feels her meal is a tad overdue.



    And for the last 10 minutes or so she has given a loud woof at approx 30 second intervals. I am ready to swing for her.
    elsien wrote: »
    (we're being moneysaving on the heating and she's not appreciative.)
    With the occasional muffled woof still issuing forth from the depths.


    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    I'm sorry but :rotfl:

    She's very opinionated in her old age. :D

    Sorry the colitis is playing up again, hope it settles soon.
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