What is the most embarrassing thing that you have been through

olgadapolga

Loving this thread!

My OH's most embarrassing moment was a few years ago . . . I don't get on with his parents and they had been a complete nightmare when I was pregnant with DD. So when I became pregnant with DS, we didn't tell anyone as it had been such a nightmare the previous time.

Anyway, DD was about three and a half at the time, I was seven months pregnant with DS when OH's parents turned up with no warning. I ran to hide in the bathroom, OH opened the door, they asked where I was, OH replied, "Oh, she's gone out" to which DD piped up in a loud voice, "No, she isn't Daddy, she's hiding in the toilet".

My OH is still embarrassed to this day, eight years later . . . and still goes red about it!

sashadesade

I've just thought of another one.

I was at a club a good while ago now and was a little worse for wear. I went to the toilet but when I went to leave the main door wouldn't open. Odd, I thought, and tried pushing instead of pulling. That didn't work either, so I tried rattling it instead. At that point a woman came up to me and stifling her giggles told me I was trying to open a locked cupboard and the exit was actually behind me. As I left all I could hear was her and her friends laughing their heads off. Clearly I was pretty drunk, but not so much that I wasn't absolutely mortified!

red_devil

my partner once got the word genito urinary wrong and shouted out to someone (by the hospital) do you know where the vagina department is.

I dont know if they heard, we were in the car.:p

Gary1963

I was in a club with some friends dancing when suddenly one of them fell against the fire exit and landed outside!

Empty_pockets

Deary me.

Was hoping for something a bit more interesting.

A guy I know shagged a tranny once. Gets deserved stick for it!

Mine is probably our lass finding my large collection of ex's knickers. Wasn't that embarassed but she was a bit shocked.

make_me_wise

A female friend of ours was visiting from Poland. We took her shopping and she wanted to visit Ann Summers. So she and I are looking at all the nice lingerie and dh had gone over to this machine where you can test how good a lover you are, lol.

Anyway I suddenly get this urge to use the loo so go and tell dh that I will be back in a bit. Bloody long queue in the ladies so took me a while. Get back to find a mortified looking dh and a rather amused friend waiting for me.

Dh explains that our friend came across the dildo section and decided she wanted to buy one for her single friend back home in Poland. Only she hadn't got enough money so asked dh to buy it for her. Cue hubby queuing up and having to hand over a dildo at the till. He said he was cringing and embarrased so much he struggled to remember his card pin. He refuses to ever go shopping with this friend again

gingin_2

make_me_wise wrote: »

A female friend of ours was visiting from Poland. We took her shopping and she wanted to visit Ann Summers. So she and I are looking at all the nice lingerie and dh had gone over to this machine where you can test how good a lover you are, lol.


Dh explains that our friend came across the dildo section and decided she wanted to buy one for her single friend back home in Poland. Only she hadn't got enough money so asked dh to buy it for her. Cue hubby queuing up and having to hand over a dildo at the till. He said he was cringing and embarrased so much he struggled to remember his card pin. He refuses to ever go shopping with this friend again

Lol. My husband likes any excuse to go in there. The only shop where he will willingly pay and get his credit card out - funny that!

Lirin

Not me, but my DH.

His daughter was 3, and they were shopping in Tesco's. She marched up to a lady, looked her up and down, and announced loudly-

"You'll do. My daddy needs a girlfriend."

Chaos_Monkey

Hi all

I've had tears running down my face reading some of these posts....and thought I aught to contribute.

When I was about 16, I used to wear ridiculously high heeled and platformed boots. Needless to say, I fell off a bus flat on my face in front of the entire bus (the regular one I used every week) and put a hole in the knee of my jeans, too. I was mortified, and couldn't even just 'hop up' and pretend nothing had happened as I was properly sprawled out on the footway.

DH and I were passing a shop and he decided he needed new jeans. DH tries some on, picks some out and then I decide I want some too. So, got a selection of jeans and went to the changing rooms (which turned out to be 2 small ones with just partial partitions). Once safely in there, I realised I needed to trump, so figured I'd do it in there. All good, it was a silent one....but also deadly and no amount of wafting helped! Unfortunately, the other cubicle was also engaged and the sales desk was just outside the cubiles too.....I couldn't make my exit quick enough, and didn't buy any jeans!

I'll no doubt remember some others soon, I don't have enough style and grace not to have more embarrassing stories!

CM

Chaos_Monkey

Ah, just remembered my other story.....

This was a week or so ago and DH and I were out at a charity quiz with some of DH's workmates. Everyone was drinking (thankfully), and one of the 'rounds' of the quiz was that each team had to nominate a guy who had to be redressed as a woman from whatever we could lay our hands on.....so, DH was our 'lady', and wore my bra and someone else's top and lippy etc. But, I thought (in my drunken haze) he would look better/we'd get more points if he wore leggings instead of his jeans and proceeded to yank my black leggings down. Unfortunately I also had hold of my white knickers. Thankfully, I was sat down and DH noticed before I did and warned me so I just yanked them back up again......and decided against donating my leggings! I'm almost certain no-one else saw me, but I'm still pretty embarrassed!