Fun call from a debt collector

debt23

Hi all,

Might not be fitting to laugh but......

I had a great conversation with a debt collection agency today. They started shouting about making me bankrupt etc and asked for my solicitors details (oh yeah, like we all have a solicitor in the cupboard!)

I said 'whatever' and went to finish the call. The caller said I did not seem very concerned about this - to quote

"People in your situation often feel they have nothing to loose, but tend to regret it when they are proved wrong"

"Well I haven’t got anything" I reply.

"Your wrong" she shouts triumphantly, "what about your mobile phone that we are speaking on now"

"Brilliant!" I exclaim, "I tell you what, I'll send you my £20 pay as you go mobile, and you write off my £26,000 debt"

She hung up. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

All the best

Debt23

looby75

debt23 wrote:

"Brilliant!" I exclaim, "I tell you what, I'll send you my £20 pay as you go mobile, and you write off my £26,000 debt"

:rotfl: :T :rotfl: :T :rotfl:

Sometimes you have to laugh at the muppets that these co's employ. Yes you are having money problems but that doesn't mean these people have the right to talk to you like dirt.

Good on you for standing up for yourself.

mh1923

For me, that would be my two year old £20 mobile!

Unless they wanted the three year old one that the cash-in-your-mobile site offered me £2.90 for, which I decided was worth more to me as a backup.

clarab_3

Thats disgusting that they talked to you like that!

sweetpeas_2

hats off debt23 :rotfl: :T :rotfl:

you had the guts to do what many of us could only think about doing.

well done to you! :T :T :T :T :T :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Hay_2

:rotfl: You TOLD her!!The numpty:p
No idea how these knobends sleep at night:mad:

us,thecat&thedebt

its amazing they think if they bully you enough you will magically find some money under the kitchen sink!

and like your going to have solicitors details do they think they just sold you a house!!!:rotfl:

deliciosa

:j lol, i think this is hysterical. well done :beer:

lewt

i remeber bing in debt th efirst time and was sh1tting it when these vultures called, i managed to ge out of it and had a little bit of trouble last year again and took a different attitute as i knew i could get a full and final and so on. they hate it dont they that they cant scare you? fassishts

duncans-mum_2

Thats a classic, well done.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

These DCA's seems so pathetic and desperate don't they?

Sassers

Oh that made me laugh - well done. I had a similar call the other day asking if I could pay £300-odd off by debit or credit card. "Well I don't have either" I said.
Cue conversation about me sending a cheque on February 1st alongside the Direct debit also paying them as well, to which the numpty said "so you're paying by debit card......."
And then topped it off by adding would I be paying two direct debits?" I ended up cackling like a hyena down the phone - if I didn't I'd have cried to be honest!
I ended up ordering the bloke to pick up a pen and a bit of paper, asked him to write down what I would say next.
"I'll - be -paying-you-by-chequuuuue" really slowly like I was talking to an idiot.
Which I was....lol