The "have a look at this!" thread II

serious_saver

Better_Days wrote: »

Wonderfully flowery description from Lee and Tamasine, plus a stream with ducks running underneath the cottage!

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32668984.html?premiumA=true





There are 6 para's of waffle and not even a floor plan. Enjoy!

I love reading descriptions from Fine estate agents. There are two styles of writing that they use. The first style reads like an extract from a Mills and Boon novel but without the saucy stuff!

The second style reminds me of the slightly rubbish short stories that we had to write for English exams in school.

I’m just waiting for a description that ends ‘I woke up and it was all a dream”

This one made me laugh http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-33409399.html?premiumA=true


... and this one http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-19982280.html?premiumA=true Why on earth would we need to know that her daughter is good at baking?

Better_Days

The second style reminds me of the slightly rubbish short stories that we had to write for English exams in school.

Yes, its a bit like school on Monday morning and being asked to write 'How I spent my weekend'

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-19982280.html?premiumA=true

SUESMITH_2

serious_saver wrote: »

I love reading descriptions from Fine estate agents. There are two styles of writing that they use. The first style reads like an extract from a Mills and Boon novel but without the saucy stuff!

The second style reminds me of the slightly rubbish short stories that we had to write for English exams in school.

I’m just waiting for a description that ends ‘I woke up and it was all a dream”

This one made me laugh http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-33409399.html?premiumA=true


... and this one http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-19982280.html?premiumA=true Why on earth would we need to know that her daughter is good at baking?

if those houses are so amazing, why are they moving then?

SUESMITH_2

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-33409399.html?premiumA=true pic 13, would hate to be the poor b*gger who has to sleep up there above the kitchen and in full view of everyone. don't like that kitchen either

SUESMITH_2

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-36728141.html

this is a lovely house, but not sure if i would like to host a dinner party in the utlity/dining room with the miele washer going - very odd

phoebe1989seb

SUESMITH wrote: »

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-36728141.html

this is a lovely house, but not sure if i would like to host a dinner party in the utlity/dining room with the miele washer going - very odd

Mmmm.......I agree - very strange

Callie22

serious_saver wrote: »

... and this one http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-19982280.html?premiumA=true Why on earth would we need to know that her daughter is good at baking?

I'm a bit miffed that I wasn't invited to the party with the chocolate fountain.

Strapped

Better_Days wrote: »

Wonderfully flowery description from Lee and Tamasine, plus a stream with ducks running underneath the cottage!

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32668984.html?premiumA=true





There are 6 para's of waffle and not even a floor plan. Enjoy!

...and floods for 7 months of the year.

namecheck

GDB2222 wrote: »

Picture 6 - you can't tell from the photo that the farmer has just sprayed slurry.

That made me laugh. I've known people who wanted to live in a detached house with no near neighbours (and have had more issues with the farmer and his fields)

vjm63

Nothing particualry wrong with the house, but the camera/pictures/photographer need changing (why make every room look so looong!) and get rid of the shadow on pretty well every photo at the bottom! I found myself checking for that first by the 4th photo! http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32296720.html