The "have a look at this!" thread II

jackieb

Deep_In_Debt wrote: »

I love the way the EA describes "great river views".

What they fail to mention, is the mainline railway that passes by. I go past that hideous grey block every morning on the train to London Victoria and the river view really is not that great - there's more flats to look at the other side of the river.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-30806605.html

£4m!! :eek:

Callie22

jackieb wrote: »

£4m!! :eek:

No wonder there's only two shirts in the wardrobe ...

littlestar1981

spunko2010 wrote: »

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-19516218.html?premiumA=true

Is it a laboratory? Or a Mexican jail?? who knows...

This has got to be one of the best quotes ever...

A Detached Bungalow, built circa 2011

Does the vendor have memory loss already????

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Strapped

Mayflower10cat wrote: »

OMG and there even is a cat flap if I'm not mistaken!!!

It says onto a flat roof. I have visions of a flat roof covered in piles of cat poo...

Strapped

littlestar1981 wrote: »

This has got to be one of the best quotes ever...

A Detached Bungalow, built circa 2011

Does the vendor have memory loss already????

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I hear that chlorine fumes from too much bleach can do that to a person.

Strapped

Don't let the bars on the windows put you off. It's a very desirable area. Honest.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32254072.html

Strapped

And another "impossible bedroom" arrangement:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-21523653.html

Those stairs look lethal, you'd definitely bump your head, and I'd be afraid of falling out of bed over the side of the balcony!
(A snip at that price too :eek:)

jackieb

Strapped wrote: »

And another "impossible bedroom" arrangement:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-21523653.html

Those stairs look lethal, you'd definitely bump your head, and I'd be afraid of falling out of bed over the side of the balcony!
(A snip at that price too :eek:)

Imagine trying (and staying) in bed after having a drink!

It reminds me of a joke about the Irishman (sorry ) who decided to knock 2 rooms into one. He knocked down the ceiling.

BettiePage

Strapped wrote: »

And another "impossible bedroom" arrangement:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-21523653.html

Those stairs look lethal, you'd definitely bump your head, and I'd be afraid of falling out of bed over the side of the balcony!
(A snip at that price too :eek:)

I'm assuming that you'd have to climb into bed from the bottom rather than the more conventional way of doing it?

jackieb

BettiePage wrote: »

I'm assuming that you'd have to climb into bed from the bottom rather than the more conventional way of doing it?

I never noticed that. And you'd have to scoosh back down to the bottom to get out again. :rotfl: