The "have a look at this!" thread II

RelievedSheff

Lungboy wrote: »

How not to dress a house for sale?

Never mind dressing it for sale. How the hell do you live day to day in that sty?

That is horrible!

Starbrite

Three points on this one...


1. I'd be worried I'd fall off the cliff, coming home !!!!ed
2, How do you tell if the cliff is safe and the house won't fall down there due to erosion
3, How the hell do you cook with they cooker where it is and what looks like a smoke alarm about the cooker



https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-74233069.html

rosieflowers

Starbrite wrote: »

Three points on this one...


1. I'd be worried I'd fall off the cliff, coming home !!!!ed
2, How do you tell if the cliff is safe and the house won't fall down there due to erosion
3, How the hell do you cook with they cooker where it is and what looks like a smoke alarm about the cooker



https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-74233069.html

Ignoring all the practicalities that is an absolutely stunning location, utter romance. I'd feel like I was in Poldark every time I stepped out my front door!

Davesnave

rosieflowers wrote: »

Ignoring all the practicalities that is an absolutely stunning location, utter romance. I'd feel like I was in Poldark every time I stepped out my front door!

One of the practicalities is that the road there could go at any time and the cottages might do the same within the next century. I doubt if a mortgage would be easy!


But that won't matter to the city family who buy it for cash, rent it out for the bulk of the holiday season and go there maybe 6 weeks in the year. When the winter storms are lashing the place and ripping at the cliffs, they'll be tucked up nice and snug at their real home.

vansboy

If we throw away the old worn out carpets, it might look better, plus leave the old underlay, 'cos whoever buys it, will have been on Moneysavingexpert.com and see it as a chance for them to save a couple of ££$$


https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-84920030.html


VB

Owain_Moneysaver

vansboy wrote: »

If we throw away the old worn out carpets, it might look better, plus leave the old underlay, 'cos whoever buys it, will have been on Moneysavingexpert.com and see it as a chance for them to save a couple of ££$$

It's a shame they didn't get rid of the kitchen carpet too.

Owain_Moneysaver

Every bedroom needs a coal effect electric fire for that cosy ambience.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-73439299.html

Owain_Moneysaver

I think Del Boy painted this with some paint left over from the Chinese restaurant.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-74123815.html

The garden must be a real highlight of the property.

Owain_Moneysaver

The cornicing, ceiling rose and niches in the drawing room, the half-timbered entrance hall and staircase, really don't quite go with the rest of the property.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-64195959.html

Owain_Moneysaver

Subterranean something - not sure if this is what "would be a bathroom"

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-74208382.html