The "have a look at this!" thread II

Davesnave

RedFraggle wrote: »

The bath. Why?
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-76491962.html

Used to bath children.....costs less to heat a given depth of water....house owned by midgets... are a few possibles.

cloo

Done quite well for a basement flat, but one bedroom and the bathroom only accessible through the kitchen?


https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56812698.html

quantumlobster

LisbonLaura wrote: »

I've checked back a couple of pages to see if this had been posted already
https://m.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/49284625

I'd buy it if the decking was from the same era.

Highlight for me: Left of the kitchen sink, the thing consuming Xmas decorations.

It's all a bit "Colin Hunt", for me.

LandyAndy

moneyistooshorttomention wrote: »

There are worse local newspapers than poor quality/loads of adverts.

There are ones that are extremely biased to (a particular group of) local people.....instead of actually being a "proper newspaper":cool:

It's a local paper for local people. There's nothing in it for the likes of you.

System

cloo wrote: »

Done quite well for a basement flat, but one bedroom and the bathroom only accessible through the kitchen?


https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56812698.html

There are two bedrooms, master off the kitchen which as very narrow en-suite wetroom (same width as a toilet with 6 inch gap. The other bedroom - pic 4 is off the living room.

No external photos.

quantumlobster

swingaloo wrote: »

Not what I would call a 'HIGHLY EXECUTIVE FINISH' as the estate agent calls it, but then again it does have a Large brick paved DIVE (albeit full of weeds) and a LAW area at the back (which probably hasn't seen a mower this year.
However it does have an exceedingly high wall cupboard in the kitchen and the Gym really has wow factor.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-76025909.html

This property listing:

This GORGEOUS property has been finished to an exceptionally high standard

Also this property listing:


:rotfl:

badger09

Davesnave wrote: »

Used to bath children.....costs less to heat a given depth of water....house owned by midgets... are a few possibles.

Or thrifty;) Yorkshire folk

quantumlobster

A listing of many contradictions:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-67792868.html

That's quite a lot of house and land (18 acres/7.2 hectares!) for your large slab of wonga.

But there's something unremittingly grim about the place - for example, the cloakroom with its wonky wooden toilet seat and crappy tiles, and that awful shaker-style kitchen, and the relentless torrent of beige that permeates the whole house.

Also, if I ever put a property on the market for a million pounds, I'm going to have the pictures taken by someone who isn't my dog using something that isn't a potato.

lincroft1710

quantumlobster wrote: »

A listing of many contradictions:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-67792868.html

That's quite a lot of house and land (18 acres/7.2 hectares!) for your large slab of wonga.

But there's something unremittingly grim about the place - for example, the cloakroom with its wonky wooden toilet seat and crappy tiles, and that awful shaker-style kitchen, and the relentless torrent of beige that permeates the whole house.

Also, if I ever put a property on the market for a million pounds, I'm going to have the pictures taken by someone who isn't my dog using something that isn't a potato.

£1.295M and no floor plan!

Even with 18 acres I wouldn't be tempted at half the price

NaughtiusMaximus

quantumlobster wrote: »

A listing of many contradictions:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-67792868.html

That's quite a lot of house and land (18 acres/7.2 hectares!) for your large slab of wonga.

But there's something unremittingly grim about the place - for example, the cloakroom with its wonky wooden toilet seat and crappy tiles, and that awful shaker-style kitchen, and the relentless torrent of beige that permeates the whole house.

Also, if I ever put a property on the market for a million pounds, I'm going to have the pictures taken by someone who isn't my dog using something that isn't a potato.

The description of the age of the property as 'late 20th century' as opposed to 1970s or 1980s sounds a little odd and out of place too. Usually you only see such vague age ranges on properties over 100 years old.