Kerry in Iceland

anewman

http://www.celebritympg.com/kkatona/kerry-katona-nude_016.jpg

http://www.celebritympg.com/kkatona/kerry-katona-nude_001.jpg

That's why dad's go to Iceland

Sorry if you're offended but they're nothing you won't see in a newspaper (in fact they're from newspapers.)

fluffynit wrote:

i believe she is pregnant and that's what hormones do to your baps when pregnant!

In fact not until very very late on, as I understand it.

Coldfinger

Well, let's hope that nobody reads the front page of the "News of the Screws" today.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz2.shtml

surfsister

brummybloke wrote:

they also have malteser boxes for £1 each, cadburys chocolate fingers 2 boxes for £1.
you could buy the book by fatty scouser and emulate her life for under £30 by buying 5 sets of maltesers, 5 double packs of chocolate fingers, 1 bag of flower for 49p, some frozen prawns for £2.99 and 3 bottles of wine for £10, all sold at iceland.

the choccies to make you fat
the flower to pretend it is drugs *
frozen prawns to emulate smell
wine to act like her



what's this for '1 bag of flower for 49p'? Why one single flower in a bag?

or is it flour?

brummybloke

surfsister wrote:

brummybloke wrote:

they also have malteser boxes for £1 each, cadburys chocolate fingers 2 boxes for £1.
you could buy the book by fatty scouser and emulate her life for under £30 by buying 5 sets of maltesers, 5 double packs of chocolate fingers, 1 bag of flower for 49p, some frozen prawns for £2.99 and 3 bottles of wine for £10, all sold at iceland.

the choccies to make you fat
the flower to pretend it is drugs *
frozen prawns to emulate smell
wine to act like her



what's this for '1 bag of flower for 49p'? Why one single flower in a bag?

or is it flour?

it could be either, luckily my spelling error could infact refer to a poppy, which is where an opiate derives from
or flour as in the white or light brown powdery substance.

it is of course a mistake by me, which i apologise for.


too many trips to iceland it must be!!:beer:

Trow

anewman wrote:

In fact not until very very late on, as I understand it.

Oops thanked instead of quoted - anyway, no-one told my body that it didn't happen until late on!

ziffius

fluffynit wrote:

i believe she is pregnant and that's what hormones do to your baps when pregnant!

fluffynit

Her baps are 100% fake. I remember McFadden saying he paid for them when they were both co-hosting boy & girls a few years back.

brummybloke

spanner82 wrote:

kerry used to be nice - but seriously does she not realise how scarily weird she comes across on those adverts lol - she can't be that desperate for cash can she?
maybe she should take a look at some of the forums...

i dont think there are any discount codes for cocaine on the board,are there?

spanner82

those boobies of hers are far too round to be real lol - pregnancy does increase their size in the last few mths but she seems to have had a permanent effect lol

56cheffy

She was gorgeous when she was on IACGMOOH.......a natural beauty, then she met up with Jordan and her fake ( * ) ( * ).......and decided to get hers done....

She needs to lay off all that Iceland !!!!!! and get her act together...and stop feeding it to her kids.....

Maybe we'll see her on "Honey We're Killing The Kids" next year!

biglugs

After the News of the Screws bit I expect Iceland will drop her from their ads. Who wants a foul-mouthed aggresive booze and coke fan as the face of their business!!?