Good start to the day...!

zaksmum

Had 2 emails this morning. One says I've won a million dollars, the other's from a nice African gentleman who wants to transfer 2 million dollars to my bank account as his government will confiscate it otherwise.

All I have to do is send them my full bank account details.

And some people say if it seems too good to be true, it probably is...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

relic

Totally legitimate.

I had a phone call the other week, they said the guy in the bank vault had suffered a heart attack, so couldn't steam press the notes, thus not allowing me to take any money from the cash machine. I handed over my bank account details, and now I can rest at ease that the steam press man is alive and well.

zaksmum

Wow. The steam press guy and his family will be eternally grateful to you

ailuro2

hope you used the money for a bit of surgery - the offer for the life changing surgery probably arrived at the same time as the other good news - those 3 inches really will make a difference to you and your partner's lives.;)

pigpen

ailuro2 wrote: »

hope you used the money for a bit of surgery - the offer for the life changing surgery probably arrived at the same time as the other good news - those 3 inches really will make a difference to you and your partner's lives.;)

Only 3???

Good grief if I took up every offer of surgery and viagra I'd be prodding the moon into a whole new orbit!!!.. and I'm not even a man!

zaksmum

Do these things come in threes or something? Just had another one about a parcel waiting for me to release by sending an administrative fee...why isn't the spam filter dealing with them like it usually does?