My project to achieve a self-sufficient "farm-garden"

Mojisola

Lotus-eater wrote: »

What you need is dwarfs and alot of ketchup. Ratonastick?

Terry Pratchett rules, OK? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

valk_scot

Lotus-eater wrote: »

What you need is dwarfs and alot of ketchup. Ratonastick?

This is getting a bit silly, surely? Everyone knows dwarves prefer brown sauce on their rats. And inabun, not onastick.

COOLTRIKERCHICK

Geno de-campo is a dab hand at cooking rats....:rotfl:

I would prefer mayo :rotfl:

celerity

Lotus-eater wrote: »

I must admit I've never had a problem with chickens not being able to destroy absolutely anything they wanted to eat.

Heh, in my small flock I have three bantams, one of which is only about the size of a pigeon. All three have less "peck power" than my full size chickens. The smallest one can't even open a monkey nut bless her - although she is quite capable of mugging the other chickens once they have managed it .

Also, my family has a restaurant, so I occasionally get given big bags of hard vegetable stems that my dad has chopped up for me and can't use in dishes. My chickens eat them so it's a good use of waste food.

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cootambear

The best bit of advice given to the OP so far is start off small. In fact, its the best advice that all new gardeners could receive.