The "have a look at this!" thread

twirlypinky

After many mentions on this thread of houses with tiny windows and how bizarre that is, i thought i'd share this house, which seems to be mostly just window.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-34781510.html?backListLink=%2Fproperty-for-sale%2Fmap.html%3FlocationIdentifier%3DUSERDEFINEDAREA%5E%7B%22id%22%3A625202%7D%23_includeSSTC%3Don%26auction%3Dfalse%26lastPersistLocId%3DUSERDEFINEDAREA%255E%257B%2522id%2522%253A625202%257D%26locationIdentifier%3DUSERDEFINEDAREA%255E%257B%2522id%2522%253A625202%257D%26maxDaysSinceAdded%3D1%26maxPrice%3D160000%26minBedrooms%3D3%26previousSearchLocation%3Dlarge%2520search%2520(Drawn%2520Area)%26radius%3D0.0%26searchLocation%3Dlarge%2520search%2520(Drawn%2520Area)%26searchType%3DSALE%26useLocationIdentifier%3Dfalse%26box%3D0.13664%2C0.60081%2C51.25332%2C51.52113%26popupPropertyId%3D34781510%26mapType%3DMap&fromMap=true


I'm not saying i dislike it, i'm just saying got a load of those windows!

twirlypinky

watsinaname wrote: »

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-26216840.html
Whats with the pipe in the kitchen?
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If i sat that close to the telly i'd get square eyes. FACT.

abankerbutnotafatcat

After having followed this thread for a while I finally have one of my own to put on.

This particular property has nothing wrong with it, the reason I am submitting it is as an example of the work of one of our local EAs: I'm naming and shaming you Cubitt & West Redhill!!! Your poncey 'lifestyle' shots of candles, flowers etc. and 'features' are just too much and (IMHO) do not add to the desirability of the property. Did someone in the office want to be something more arty than an EA???

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-34453706.html?backListLink=%2Fproperty-for-sale%2Fmap.html%3FlocationIdentifier%3DUSERDEFINEDAREA%5E%7B%22id%22%3A329995%7D%23_includeSSTC%3Don%26auction%3Dfalse%26lastPersistLocId%3DUSERDEFINEDAREA%255E%257B%2522id%2522%253A329995%257D%26locationIdentifier%3DUSERDEFINEDAREA%255E%257B%2522id%2522%253A329995%257D%26maxDaysSinceAdded%3D1%26previousSearchLocation%3DIncluding%2520East%2520Reigate%2520(Drawn%2520Area)%26radius%3D0.0%26searchLocation%3DIncluding%2520East%2520Reigate%2520(Drawn%2520Area)%26searchType%3DSALE%26useLocationIdentifier%3Dfalse%26box%3D-0.20247%2C-0.14505%2C51.22188%2C51.25332%26popupPropertyId%3D34453706%26mapType%3DMap&fromMap=true

jackieb

abankerbutnotafatcat wrote: »

After having followed this thread for a while I finally have one of my own to put on.

This particular property has nothing wrong with it, the reason I am submitting it is as an example of the work of one of our local EAs: I'm naming and shaming you Cubitt & West Redhill!!! Your poncey 'lifestyle' shots of candles, flowers etc. and 'features' are just too much and (IMHO) do not add to the desirability of the property. Did someone in the office want to be something more arty than an EA???

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-34453706.html?backListLink=%2Fproperty-for-sale%2Fmap.html%3FlocationIdentifier%3DUSERDEFINEDAREA%5E%7B%22id%22%3A329995%7D%23_includeSSTC%3Don%26auction%3Dfalse%26lastPersistLocId%3DUSERDEFINEDAREA%255E%257B%2522id%2522%253A329995%257D%26locationIdentifier%3DUSERDEFINEDAREA%255E%257B%2522id%2522%253A329995%257D%26maxDaysSinceAdded%3D1%26previousSearchLocation%3DIncluding%2520East%2520Reigate%2520(Drawn%2520Area)%26radius%3D0.0%26searchLocation%3DIncluding%2520East%2520Reigate%2520(Drawn%2520Area)%26searchType%3DSALE%26useLocationIdentifier%3Dfalse%26box%3D-0.20247%2C-0.14505%2C51.22188%2C51.25332%26popupPropertyId%3D34453706%26mapType%3DMap&fromMap=true

Ooh! You get water from the kitchen tap. How fancy.

Looks like a prawn in the fish bowl. :rotfl:

twirlypinky

Am i the only person that quite likes that house?

abankerbutnotafatcat you should think yourself lucky. Down here in the pikiest parts of kent the photos seem to be taken by blind midgets.

jackieb

twirlypinky wrote: »

Am i the only person that quite likes that house?

abankerbutnotafatcat you should think yourself lucky. Down here in the pikiest parts of kent the photos seem to be taken by blind midgets.

The house is lovely - the photos do seem a bit pretentious though.

I've had a look at that EA website and I don't think my house would make the grade to be sold by them.

abankerbutnotafatcat

twirlypinky wrote: »

Am i the only person that quite likes that house?

abankerbutnotafatcat you should think yourself lucky. Down here in the pikiest parts of kent the photos seem to be taken by blind midgets.

The house is very nice and in a very nice area as well. The only reason it was posted here is as a typical example of the EA's work which I've been noting since I was house-hunting in the area a few months ago.

twirlypinky

I think we've got one down here called pink and black or something like that [scuttles off to search]

twirlypinky

Actually no, it's in Oxford:
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/estate-agents/agent/Pink-and-Black-Property-Consultants/Oxford-51670.html

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-17865690.html for example. to quote the agent: "This is the house they had in mind when the word 'Home' was created. " Excuse me while i vom.

jackieb

twirlypinky wrote: »

Actually no, it's in Oxford:
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/estate-agents/agent/Pink-and-Black-Property-Consultants/Oxford-51670.html

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-17865690.html for example. to quote the agent: "This is the house they had in mind when the word 'Home' was created. " Excuse me while i vom.

:rotfl:.....

The drawing room is elegant and comfortable - will you let the children in everyday? There is plenty of space for them to have their own rooms, so you might want to keep them out until Christmas.