Cleaver, a quick question

Cleaver

chewmylegoff wrote: »

i love your image of the world - one were "vested interests" (presumably these are shadowy organisations like opus dei, the illuminati and the daily express) pay people to scan lightly used internet forums with a limited readership for posts they do not like which they then systematically discredit using sarcastic jibes.

Shhhhh!!! For god's sake man, keep quiet! I've negotiated a great 6 month contract with the Illuminati to systematically post on here. £150 a day, private healthcare and use of a company car every other week. I have to go to Rome to have a boring Illuminati Operations Meeting once every three weeks, but aside from that it's a great gig.

I'm hoping that my good work here will lead to a perm contract with the Bilderberg group, as I've heard they are recruiting at the moment. Their initiation ceremony involves getting dressed up as an owl and eating jelly off !!!!!! Cheney's stomach, but the perks are worth it.

Cleaver

1984ReturnsForReal wrote: »

Clever may be a bit of a **** sometimes like everyone but you are wrong.

I love you too 1984.

edinburgher

Could you point me in the direction of some postings that you think my style is similar to

Can't you do it yourself? After all, you seem to be very good at detective work and the new generation of trolls are damn lazy

chewmylegoff

i think this is pretty conclusive evidence that cleaver and kingofnowhere are the same person.

http://kingofnowhere.livejournal.com/

edinburgher

i think this is pretty conclusive evidence that cleaver and kingofnowhere are the same person.

http://kingofnowhere.livejournal.com/

Not safe for work!!

chewmylegoff

edinburgher wrote: »

Not safe for work!!

yeah, i should have said it's not safe for work if a bit of light swearing can get you fired (in which case looking at this site is also not safe for work if i cleverly evade the swear filter). there aren't any pictures of cleaver 'with' a donkey or anything like that, honest.

edinburgher

yeah, i should have said it's not safe for work if a bit of light swearing can get you fired

Who said anything about getting fired? It's just common courtesy to mention NSFW in this golden age of internet potty-mouthage

Heyman_2

Wow, Cleaver's got his own thread and everything! The grand plan is going to.....err....plan.

wherediditallgothen

Cleaver wrote: »

Shhhhh!!!
I'm hoping that my good work here will lead to a perm contract with the Bilderberg group, as I've heard they are recruiting at the moment. Their initiation ceremony involves getting dressed up as an owl and eating jelly off !!!!!! Cheney's stomach, but the perks are worth it.

It's only the junior membership if you only have to eat the jelly off his stomach.

julieq

To be fair Cleaver would have to be surgically removed from his fence to post anywhere else.