Haven't had a Census enforcer - vent.

Widelats

I stuck my Census form in the appropriate place soon as it arrived (the bin in my kitchen) i was most assured that i would receive a visitor (enforcer/Census cop) to my door if i did such a rebellious act.

I fully expected a gorgeous blonde female, with perfect curves to pay me a visit and assist me in filling in my form, this has not happened!! :mad:



Again, the Government has lied and has kept the money reserved for assisting me in their own pockets - absolutley fuming!!!

fluffnutter

Well done. You really impress me.

satan666wayne

I am sure you have posted this !!!! the other week.

Widelats

satan666wayne wrote: »

I am sure you have posted this !!!! the other week.

No, you can search my threads i have not posted this, i have been waiting on the enforcer to visit me.

Perhaps, you need to have a nap, take your tablets now, you seem to be getting rather confused.....but thats what you get when you stalk people lol.

Azari

Widelats wrote: »

No, you can search my threads i have not posted this, i have been waiting on the enforcer to visit me.

There's your problem, right there.

If you're waiting on the enforcer, how is he going to knock at your front door.

Get up, let him get out from under you and do his job.

spugzbunny

Oh it's you again ... I imagine these threads will continue till the next census.

to the best of my knowledge, census overlords (as I believe they prefer to be called) were only informed of their success in application and offered said overlord position last week.

My hairy mate Phil is on his way round with his lack of patience and idiot stick.

Widelats

Azari wrote: »

There's your problem, right there.

If you're waiting on the enforcer, how is he going to knock at your front door.

Get up, let him get out from under you and do his job.

its a she i am not going to let a blonde babe with a warm heart out of my grasp, and let no man try and stop me!!

Widelats

spugzbunny wrote: »

My hairy mate Phil is on his way round with his lack of patience and idiot stick.

That would be unlucky indeed, if its not a blonde female i won't answer the door

dmg24

Widelats wrote: »

I stuck my Census form in the appropriate place soon as it arrived (the bin in my kitchen) i was most assured that i would receive a visitor (enforcer/Census cop) to my door if i did such a rebellious act.

I fully expected a gorgeous blonde female, with perfect curves to pay me a visit and assist me in filling in my form, this has not happened!! :mad:



Again, the Government has lied and has kept the money reserved for assisting me in their own pockets - absolutley fuming!!!

She did call round - she saw you and ran in the opposite direction!

fluffnutter

Widelats wrote: »

I fully expected a gorgeous blonde female, with perfect curves to pay me a visit and assist me in filling in my form

Awww! Did you have trouble with 'Who lives in this house?', counting the number of rooms and ticking a box about your health?

Jomo

Bet ya kept note of your census ref number before sticking it through the shredder!! (Did it online?)