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Scam (not for the easily offended)
joe14729
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Scam At Asda
Scary 5h1t!!
warn your male collegues ...
I am writing to warn you of something that happened to me, as I am the victim of the latest scam at ASDA while shopping.
This happened at Asda, and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works.
Two good looking women come to your car as you are placing your shopping in your car. One starts by wiping your windscreen while the other comes round to you saying "Hi", while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. Then they beg you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and ask them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.
Be careful.
warn your male collegues ...
I am writing to warn you of something that happened to me, as I am the victim of the latest scam at ASDA while shopping.
This happened at Asda, and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works.
Two good looking women come to your car as you are placing your shopping in your car. One starts by wiping your windscreen while the other comes round to you saying "Hi", while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. Then they beg you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and ask them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.
Be careful.
I,m so stupid that I forgot the mnemonic
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lol have heard it before but its all goodThe Googlewhacker referance is to Dave Gorman and not to my opinion of the search engine!
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