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Loughton_Monkey

Just seen a superb piece of spam. Will be deleted any time, but thought I would 'capture' it and delete any of the real references since I couldn't help laughing at the pure amateurishness of it:

[QUOTE=spammername;41967426]Subject: LESS YOUR FINANCIAL STRESS, GET A LOAN TODAY

We are financier with aim to lend out loans with low interest rate..This is our little contribution to the society for a better standard of living for the people. We offer loans ranging from $2,500-$800,000,000.00 on a fixed 3% interest rate annually. we offer loan to all categories of people,firms, companies, all kinds of business organizations, private individuals, real estate investors,personal loans,debt consolidation loans, venture capital, business loans, student loans,home loans or loans for any legitimate reason. We am a certified, registered and legit lender. You can contact us today if you are interested in getting loan,or for more information about getting a loan on:

I]Web link quoted here[/I

Regards,
Name (Online Advertiser)
I]Company Name[/Iloansfirm(ISLF)[/QUOTE]

So thick - doesn't realise this is a UK site. Plainly thinks we are American.

"We am a certified.... legit..."

One wonders why a $800 million loan would "Less your financial stress". I think it would "More" mine!

sabretoothtigger

At least it was in english. This one wasnt however the guy did change his avatar to a nice picture of a setting sun horizon which I personally appreciate

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Сказать, что Альмия удивилась, мало. Этот беспутный повеса говорит на давно мертвом языке и цитирует малоизвестного философа? До сих пор она была уверена, что кроме нее, в столице книг Харана не читал ни один человек.
Вам следовало бы прочесть К'рага Ромена, продолжил он. Куда более нестандартный философ, Харану до него далеко. И куда более интересный.
Ставрин обернулся и криво усмехнулся. Наемники толпами бросали оружие и ложились на землю с руками на затылках. Что ж, этого следовало ожидать. Самоубийц, способных сцепиться с «коршунами», найти трудно. Если вообще возможно. Слишком хорошо знали в обитаемой галактике этот легион. Слишком его боялись.
«Асиарх! мысленно позвала Даша через голар. У нас неприятности».
Ты тоже там? с подозрением спросил Гласс, он остался одним из немногих, кто до сих пор относился к аарн с опаской.

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Rollinghome

Loughton_Monkey wrote: »

So thick - doesn't realise this is a UK site. Plainly thinks we are American.

Or, depending how you look at it, extremely clever. The vast majority of spam to forums is generated by bots able to read capcha images, register, verify and make posts. Clever as they are, they aren't able to think.

The user doesn't know or much care whether it's a UK site any more than the email spammer bothers to check how likely the address he's spamming belongs to a potential customer for his enlargment product. Any site with a .com domain name, as this is, might be used by their target audience. It's a numbers game.

Freely available from your helpful Russian software supplier.

oldagetraveller

"doesn't realise this is a UK site. Plainly thinks we are American." Sometimes you'd think it was though the way a lot of people must think they're "cool" using U.S. type terminology and spelling of words!?

Loughton_Monkey

oldagetraveller wrote: »

"doesn't realise this is a UK site. Plainly thinks we are American." Sometimes you'd think it was though the way a lot of people must think they're "cool" using U.S. type terminology and spelling of words!?

Gimme a break. I dunno. Nobody's gonna believe that. None of us dudes think it's cooooowel to speak like Americans. I use the proper English I was taught as skewel. But I like the color of their money and would luv to get a check for $800 million. Could remodel my back yard with that.

steady__eddie

"We am a certified.... legit..."

On my travels around the U.K., I have noticed that inhabitants of Birmingham and the Black Country tend to favour the use of "am" to "are" as in, "We am all going home now".
Perhaps the Dudley boiler room gang [STRIKE]am[/STRIKE] are moving online.

soulsaver

The Dudley branch of 'Toys r us' is called 'Toys we am'....

soulsaver

steady__eddie wrote: »

"We am a certified.... legit..."

On my travels around the U.K., I have noticed that inhabitants of Birmingham and the Black Country tend to favour the use of "am" to "are" as in, "We am all going home now".
Perhaps the Dudley boiler room gang [STRIKE]am[/STRIKE] are moving online.

Brummies would be highly offended at that statement and would point out that the use of 'we am' doesn't indiginously occur in the area "'til ya git to Smethwick. And that aint Birminum."