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Seems I'm expecting a parcel from DHL

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  • free4440273
    free4440273 Posts: 38,438 Forumite
    pass the parcel eh ///
    BLOODBATH IN THE EVENING THEN? :shocked: OR PERHAPS THE AFTERNOON? OR THE MORNING? OH, FORGET THIS MALARKEY!

    THE KILLERS :cool:

    THE PUNISHER :dance: MATURE CHEDDAR ADDICT:cool:
  • birkee
    birkee Posts: 1,933 Forumite
    RaCinG_SnAkE wrote: »
    I got one yesterday too! DHL must be doing a roaring trade!

    On a more serious note to the less savvy, the attached zip file does contain a virus so please don't be tempted to open it!

    But I'm sure I don't need to say that....

    But ....did you say it loud enough?

    DON'T OPEN THE FILE or DOWNLOAD ANYTHING!
  • Phantom_Flan_Flinger
    Phantom_Flan_Flinger Posts: 2,794 Forumite
    kwikbreaks wrote: »
    Your email lets stuff like that through??

    Time to change it.

    To be fair, it did go into the Junk folder.
    Dave. :wave:
  • rmg1
    rmg1 Posts: 3,159 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper
    I'm feeling left out, I didn't get one! :(
    :wall: Flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality - Am I flogging a dead horse? :wall:

    Any posts are my opinion and only that. Please read at your own risk.
  • Farway
    Farway Posts: 15,388 Forumite
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    Phantom_Flan_Flinger wrote: »
    I wonder what it could be? Maybe it's an early birthday present from a kind sole?

    .

    Sounds fishy to me*







    *It is soul BTW, just in case anyone is unsure if joking or not, sole is a flat fish
    When an eel bites your bum, that's a Moray
  • rmg1
    rmg1 Posts: 3,159 Forumite
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    Has anyone contacted DHL to find out where these parcels are? ;)
    :wall: Flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality - Am I flogging a dead horse? :wall:

    Any posts are my opinion and only that. Please read at your own risk.
  • greyteam1959
    greyteam1959 Posts: 4,800 Forumite
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    Yes I have......they have a warehouse full of parcels nobody wants !!!!!!!
    Wonder why !!!!!!
  • mr_fishbulb
    mr_fishbulb Posts: 5,224 Forumite
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    mervyn11 wrote: »
    Yes I have......they have a warehouse full of parcels nobody wants !!!!!!!
    Wonder why !!!!!!
    Reminds me of the Mitchell and Webb sketch of old blokes trying to give away MASSIVE YACHTS
  • GetRealBabe
    GetRealBabe Posts: 2,258 Forumite
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    Hi

    I think I'll pass.

    Attn: Beneficiary,

    We wish to inform you that our diplomatic agent just arrived united states with your consignment take note that you will only pay for the clearance in the airpot which is $175 usd so call him as soon as you recieve this email 716-381-5116 his name is Agent Donald Packer he is currently in Buffalo international airport new york.

    Makes a change from viagra junk:rotfl::rotfl:
    Sealed Pot Challenge No 089-Finally got a signature.:rotfl::j

  • kwikbreaks
    kwikbreaks Posts: 9,187 Forumite
    Phantom_Flan_Flinger wrote: »
    To be fair, it did go into the Junk folder.
    I checked my spam folder but sadly I still have no parcel. It does seem I'm quite popular with some pretty hot Russian girls though who were kind enough to send me their photos. Perhaps I need to look in there more often....
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