Didn't know if to laugh or rant, 8 year old willy pride

Becles

One of my boys got a camera and the first thing he did was take pics of his willy :rotfl:

I just laughed with him and said yes it was funny, but explained it wasn't really appropriate so asked him not to do it again.

nais

when my ds was 4 he took photos of his and claimed that it wasn't his willy it was daddy's! he now has his own "penis song" and dance, which he is under strict instructions to only perform at bathtime!:rotfl:

janninew

As somebody who has a 1 year old girl and a new born son, I am now dreading them growing up!!:rotfl:

Thought it was bad enough having dogs that hump each other, didn't realise my children would start as well!!

Oh the joys of having children!!

heretolearn_2

Oh yes, toddlers can be just like dogs, humping away. My son used to hump the floor and get all red and sweaty looking. A friend's daughter was always rubbing up against the table leg. Another friend's son ended up with the nickname 'Everard'. They don't tell you about all this in the baby books!

Jojo_the_Tightfisted

It's even more of a shock if you only have girls and are visiting a friend when her 2 year boy wanders in displaying what he has presumably inherited from his father at a shockingly impressive full mast.

Could never look his father in the face again.

somethingcorporate

Jojo_the_Tightfisted wrote: »

It's even more of a shock if you only have girls and are visiting a friend when her 2 year boy wanders in displaying what he has presumably inherited from his father at a shockingly impressive full mast.

Could never look his father in the face again.

I don't often laugh out loud at these forums but that one did it for me!

:rotfl::rotfl:

jpwhittle

LOl oh dear everyones stries are so funny, I never even realised little boys bits did that so young untill i had my boy, I was made to laugh even more yesterday as he had to be circumcised due to far to many infections, after the op he went to the loo, looked down and started crying declaring "my willy has been made small, I dont like it I want my big willy back!!", i didnt know wether to laugh or cry and had to choke back both, Talk about vain. All hes talked about today is about when it grows back, Hopefully it will look abit longer again when it stops looking like a rugby ball lol.

He also refers to it as his peanut, and does love to make it stand to attention.

Jojo_the_Tightfisted

jpwhittle wrote: »

LOl oh dear everyones stries are so funny, I never even realised little boys bits did that so young untill i had my boy, I was made to laugh even more yesterday as he had to be circumcised due to far to many infections, after the op he went to the loo, looked down and started crying declaring "my willy has been made small, I dont like it I want my big willy back!!", i didnt know wether to laugh or cry and had to choke back both, Talk about vain. All hes talked about today is about when it grows back, Hopefully it will look abit longer again when it stops looking like a rugby ball lol.

He also refers to it as his peanut, and does love to make it stand to attention.

Awwww

I had a boyfriend who was circumcised (due to phimosis) as an adult. Tell your son that it will make it look bigger when he's a grown up.

pigpen

My middle son was circumcised (twice!!) due to recurrent infections.. his was very very tiny, like an iced gem.. seriously.. and he is now 15 and it is more of an average size..

hope he heals quickly.. DS was in pj's and no pants for weeks after his was done it was awful.

jpwhittle

thanks both, Hes done really well today and been running round either naked or in loose shorts, hes very hapy with it now, now unfortunatly hes took to showing it of so hes constanly saying look at my sparkly new willy or asking his siister if she wants a look. It is starting to look abit more like its normal size as the swelling goes down, Hes piddling fine and had his nurse abit shocked as he just wants to go and play. I cried my eyes out last night wondering what id done to him (stupid google search and people saying they became women cos of being circumcised and others saying its abuse) but i know it had to be done he had over 1cm of skin just hanging of the edge so isnt properly toilet trained at 5 and had so many infections, so it is a goodthing.

Wonder how many more laughs there are to come over his boy bits now?