Didn't know if to laugh or rant, 8 year old willy pride

pigpen

When DS3 was about 3 the HV came round and she said 'he is fiddling' in her most discrete voice.. he pipes up from between my feet 'Do you want to feel my willy it feels really nice?' Thankfully, as a mum of 2 boys she saw the funny side and said 'no thank you'

Another time he was sitting on my mothers chair arm stretching it to touch my mothers knee..

Shelley84

My DS was circumcised at 8 months old and it was not a fun day I can tell you! I can still picture it all in my head :-(

Anyway! He is 5 now and happily gets his willy out and waves it at me! I've had to tell him not to wave it at other people as they don't want to see it!
He also has an obsession with touching my boobs! He thinks its funny! Luckily he doesn't do it to anyone else.....yet!

Spongbong

pigpen wrote: »

Another time he was sitting on my mothers chair arm stretching it to touch my mothers knee..

Bwahahahahahahhahahahahhahaa!!!:rotfl:

I literally laughed out loud at that one!

Jojo_the_Tightfisted

jpwhittle wrote: »

I cried my eyes out last night wondering what id done to him (stupid google search and people saying they became women cos of being circumcised and others saying its abuse) but i know it had to be done he had over 1cm of skin just hanging of the edge so isnt properly toilet trained at 5 and had so many infections, so it is a goodthing.

Don't worry, they're just ever-so slightly demented. Can't say it seemed to permanently damage two other ex boyfriends who had it done when they were babies, either. They certainly weren't women or felt abused in any way.

Your son needed it done. So you did what was best for him. It's not as if the NHS is in the habit of providing circumcisions for the fun of it. It was medically indicated and the benefits of the procedure outweighed the risks of the operation. So don't upset yourself about it.

I do, however, have some rather worrying mental images thanks to Piggers, though.... _pale_

sassyblue

janninew wrote: »

As somebody who has a 1 year old girl and a new born son, I am now dreading them growing up!!:rotfl:

ah you won;t have to wait that long, my son has been obsessed with his willy since he found it! Being a mum of a son was certainly an eye-opener as l only had sisters and we never dangled, stretched or flaunted our bits. :eek::eek::eek:

Neither were we obsessed with bums but that's another thread l guess! :rotfl:

Ettenna

Love some of the stories

I have 3 girls and 2 grandsons. My DDs went through a short stage of playing naked with the boys down the road. They used to run up and down the road (about 3 houses between us) with no clothes on so that they could go and play in each others pools. Also I once caught the eldest DD and her cousin naked examining each other when they were about 4 or 5. The boys are different in a lot of ways but the eldest GS (nearly 3) loves his winky. He gets it out whenever he can and he went through a stage of stretching it!!!! I'm sure it went all the way to his knees !!! He peers at it when he's weeing as well. He has just learnt to wee standing up and I'm sure he did this so that he had an excuse to hold his willy

Kaz2904

Nikkisun wrote: »

My 10 year old son has a habit of laying on his front and 'humping' whenever he is tired!! He's done it ever since he was a baby!!

My DS (now 7) does this too. I was kind of hoping he'd have grown out of it by now though.
We were on holiday with MiL and he got half way through tea and said I'm going to bed. 10 minutes later we could hear him humping his teddy. We didn't know where to look!

Tigsteroonie

:rotfl: :rotfl: I have all this to come :rotfl:

pigpen

my 13 y/o daughter 'humps' as she is going to sleep too.. she has also done it since she was a tiny baby, she crosses her ankles and puts her hands between her thighs and humps.. she used to do it while breastfeeding which was really weird.

p_joker

Its hard for us, we have a tiny baby then all of a sudden wham out of nowhere we have a young man, my son has just turned 4 and I wonder where that time has gone, my son loves to strip down to his pants and wiggle his bum about and I'm sure most boys have a thing about willies, my almost 2 year old plays with his when he gets the chance and I know my brother used to as a child because my mum was always telling him she would cut it off lol, just let it go tell him that what he does to his willy is up to him but no more pictures please you never know who could find it, don' make him feel ashamed because that could make things worse.