Baked beans......are stewed not baked!!!!

I would like to register my disgust with the lies we have been given in relation to our nations favourite.....thats right.....the humble baked bean or should I say the stewed bean.

It really feels me with dread that all my life I have been lied to which epitomises all that is wrong with society today. It states that stewing loses more nutrients and proteins than baking yet they are marketing this product as healthy when clearly this is incorrect, once again the government health gurus are either feeding us false information or they are not the gurus they claim to be.

I will be petitioning my local MP in order for the truth to known to the masses of other unsuspecting bean eaters who are eating stewed not baked beans. without realising that they are not consuming the amount of carbs and proteins and they should, this equals theft of knowledge and we should do all we can to let the big bullies at Heinz know that we are onto their game.

I shall be creating a petition and will ask all lovers of truth to sign up and banish this evil way of cooking and get back to basics.... come on people.....you know what I bean.

Viva pra sempre Feijao
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  • halibut2209
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  • gordikin
    gordikin Posts: 4,422 Forumite
    What are chicken's goujons?
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  • pcombo
    pcombo Posts: 3,429 Forumite
    I would like to register my disgust with the lies we have been given in relation to our nations favourite.....thats right.....the humble baked bean or should I say the stewed bean.

    It really feels me with dread that all my life I have been lied to which epitomises all that is wrong with society today. It states that stewing loses more nutrients and proteins than baking yet they are marketing this product as healthy when clearly this is incorrect, once again the government health gurus are either feeding us false information or they are not the gurus they claim to be.

    I will be petitioning my local MP in order for the truth to known to the masses of other unsuspecting bean eaters who are eating stewed not baked beans. without realising that they are not consuming the amount of carbs and proteins and they should, this equals theft of knowledge and we should do all we can to let the big bullies at Heinz know that we are onto their game.

    I shall be creating a petition and will ask all lovers of truth to sign up and banish this evil way of cooking and get back to basics.... come on people.....you know what I bean.

    Viva pra sempre Feijao

    Why dont you get a god dam life. No one cares that beans are stewed/baked all that matters is tastey ;).

    You're going to waste the MP's times petitioning about this *get a grip seriously*
  • Gleeful
    Gleeful Posts: 1,979 Forumite
    pcombo wrote: »
    Why dont you get a god dam life. No one cares that beans are stewed/baked all that matters is tastey ;).

    You're going to waste the MP's times petitioning about this *get a grip seriously*

    I think the tongue in cheek-ery of the OP is a little lost on you.
  • gordikin wrote: »
    What are chicken's goujons?

    The goujons of chickens obviously, I thought you would be more intelligent that this :p

    :beer:
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    paddyrg Posts: 13,543 Forumite
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