Notice to Newcomers - re Trolls - Part 10

IF

Evening all x

Well done Boult on sorting out Fred tonight :beer:

handyman123_2

Well evening all,. Today has been a typical Monday, Totally Carp. Mrs Handy got up in a massive Grump. Then Stepsons started calling one at a time. The only time we hear from them is when they need cash. Ages 36, 38, 43. One a Speed Head, One a Stoner and one a Junky. Hell hath no Fury as a Mothers Love. I know she’s feeling down as she want’s to move back Oop North to be nearer DD and Weed Grower SIL so she can see the Grandkids more often. We have just helped DD and SIL get on a DMP as they haven’t paid the mortgage in 5 months even though a year ago she was left 50k by her biological Father. Most of it was lent to SILs didicoy Family and the rest went on a big fat chavy wedding, of which Mrs Handy contributed @ 3k without telling me. Do I want to move North with no prospects of work other than what I’m doing at the moment for yet another Hooray, what do you think?

Since Christmas Handy has had to fork out over 1k to keep the bailiffs away from them or to put food in their belly’s, she forgets that when I met her 10 years ago she couldn’t wait to get away from them.
Then she left them a forwarding address and invited them all to stay.

Anyway Sorry if this is turning into a Rant.:o

Then today I had to pack 30+ paintings which are going to Lord Hooray’s sons. I can understand why Lady H want’s them to go now as she want’s to avoid a Bun Fight when it’s her turn to go. She want’s what’s hers to go to her Family (Wife No 3)

None of the Sons need to work as they have their own wealth manager to dole out the dividends, as it is they are all non executive Directors and as such get a fat annual salary.:mad:

In all the works of art and Furniture are only worth @10k but though they don’t want any of it they don’t want to lose control of it. Possession being 9/10th of the law.

After I had packed it all, 200 metres of Bubble wrap and a dozen special picture boxes, followed by a lecture on how to do the job. I was told to put the boxes in and unheated, unlocked and leaking Garden shed for the next month. Love the Logic.

The Solicitors bill for sorting out the old guys probate is now over 10k, Lady Hooray asked me what I thought.

I told her in my opinion Solicitors are found in the dictionary in the middle between !!!!!! and SYPHALUS.

Then came the discussion about the Battleship Grey she spent 3 hours choosing for the Log Box, It wasn’t Duck Egg Blue enough. Could I mix some emulsion with the Oil based paint to change the colour.

I told her you can’t mix oil and water, but she had to check at the local paint shop to make sure I wasn’t telling Porkpies.

Sorry for quoting figures that only you and I can dream of. If there were justice in life, but who said life is fair. It’s just that some folk really don’t deserve it.

I think Handy is rapidly losing it tonight. If you hear of a massacre at a country house that looks like an Agatha Christie film set. It wasn’t Handy your Honour.:D

solventsoon

Hi Handy
You rant away, all we can do is listen but if it helps we'll listen....

Take care x

handyman123_2

Spammer LowLow http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/member.php?u=1414536

Hit the button if you can.
Cheers all, Handy.:D

Tixy

And one here please

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/member.php?u=1038609

And this I assumer
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https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/3083062
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solventsoon

Good morning all
Spammed Tixy. Handy, yours has gone now.

What a beautiful day, shame I've got to work:(

savingwannabe

Is anyone around to help? I am not sure but i think Nohope has posted something very distressing on their thread. Can MSE do something?

I have a solicitors appointment in a few mins so can you pass the message on to the powers that be in case it is a suicide threat and they are able to intervene???

https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/2737223

I am sure they are genuine. Help.

handyman123_2

savingwannabe wrote: »

Is anyone around to help? I am not sure but i think Nohope has posted something very distressing on their thread. Can MSE do something?

I have a solicitors appointment in a few mins so can you pass the message on to the powers that be in case it is a suicide threat and they are able to intervene???

https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/2737223

I am sure they are genuine. Help.

Any Mods or officials about, any suggestions.

savingwannabe

I pmd fermi, i dont think he is in. will try Andrea and BB&B.

jen_br

Well All you can do is give the number for the Crisis lines and good samartians dont think MSE can or will get involved with that.