Notice to Newcomers - re Trolls - Part 10

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Good Afternoon Everyone on this lovely sunny day :T

Tixy

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Afternoon Folks

Erme

handyman123 wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Erme what's this fascination with Handy getting his shirt off. Most of the Gardeners I know down here are mahogany brown, and only ever wear shorts and a vest (even in winter) me on the other hand would frighten the Mink if I took my top off. Thanks to my Celtic genes I burn with the light that comes on when I open the fridge. It can be 80+ degrees and Handy is in Jeans and Jumper. The sight of my pink flaccid body is one that would frighten the Women and Children :eek:

I'm more an Alan Titchmarsh than a Nick Knowles.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hope I haven't ruined the illusion.
Regards All, Handy.:D

Yeah but I have a covet mission for you...SEAGULL SLAUGHTERER....See there's always method in my madness LOL

ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »

Erme, thank you for pressing the spam button on that post. But can I ask you not to post leaving just the spam gif as its very confusing and then your posts have to be deleted too xx

Best wishes
If...x

No worries...Hugs

E

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handyman123_2

Erme wrote: »

Yeah but I have a covet mission for you...SEAGULL SLAUGHTERER....See there's always method in my madness LOL
No worries...Hugs
E

Good Evening All. Well it nearly happened, when the temperature got over 20 degrees this afternoon, Handy took his Jumper Off :eek: This morning I was working with Tara, she is our local Charlie Dimmock who comes in one morning a week to help with the pruning and weeding. Now theres a gardener I would like to see take their vest off She has a tan anyone would be proud of.

Erme, you can't surely want me to dispose of the Seagulls? after all they are protected these days. (winged sky rats :rotfl:)
But if they are giving you a problem and Handy never suggested this:lipsrseal An old Navy mate told me on long voyages, for amusement they used to throw the gulls an Alka - Seltzer wraped in a peice of bread. The Chemistry is simple the Highly acidic contents of a Gulls Guts with the Alkaline Alka -Seltzer produces a rapid usually explosive build up of gas. The Seagull reaches supersonic speed when it breaks wind, or well you can guess the rest an Umbrella is a required accessory :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Regards all, Handy.

thechippy

Evening............:beer:

handyman123_2

Hiya Chippy, hows it going? still clocking up the miles?

thechippy

handyman123 wrote: »

Hiya Chippy, hows it going? still clocking up the miles?

Hiya mate,

Yep, nothing changes.
Friday I done about 320 miles.
Hindhead to hailsham
hailsham to tooting
tooting to salisbury
salisbury to woking
woking to hindhead.......

Never mind eh!!

How's you??

handyman123_2

I'm OK still plodding along. The weekend gales will give me a weeks extra work tidying up and repairing damage. Apart from that not a lot to report really, still in the brown smelly stuff but at least my heads sticking out at the moment.:rotfl::D