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Notice to Newcomers - re Trolls - Part 10

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  • solventsoon
    solventsoon Posts: 17,363 Forumite
    handyman123 wrote: »
    A Good Afternoon, Ouch Sunburn Bump:D

    Ouch, Handy, it's always worse at night as well - I glow like a belisha beacon:eek::eek::eek:
    :) The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time :)
  • handyman123_2
    handyman123_2 Posts: 2,029 Forumite
    Good Morning All, I'ts supposed to be cooler today.

    All this Sunny weather reminds me of a story I was sent a couple of years ago.

    A couple were pulling into the car park at their local supermarket one Saturday morning when a loud grinding noise came from underneath the car. The man sent his wife to do the shopping while he crawled under the car to look for the problem.

    When she returned there was a crowd around the car. A pair of legs were sticking out from underneath, The attraction was that the legs were sticking out of a pair of shorts and hanging out of the leg of the shorts was the owners Marital Equipment.:eek::eek:

    She did what any good wife would do. She got hold of the offending digit and deftly tucked it back inside the shorts.

    There was a crack from under the car as the owner of the shorts jerked upright splitting his head open.
    The wife heard a voice next to her asking "What have you done" and turned to find Hubby standing next to her.

    An ambulance had to be called and the poor AA mechanic taken for stitches to a gash in his scalp.:eek:

    Remember Shorts and Car repair don't mix.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    Regards to all, Handy.:D
    Mother Nature Don't Draw Straight lines, We are Broken Moulds in Life's Grand Design, We look a Mess but we're doing fine,
    Life Long Card Carrying Member Of the Union of Different Kinds.
  • handyman123_2
    handyman123_2 Posts: 2,029 Forumite
    An I need Coffee Bump:D
    Mother Nature Don't Draw Straight lines, We are Broken Moulds in Life's Grand Design, We look a Mess but we're doing fine,
    Life Long Card Carrying Member Of the Union of Different Kinds.
  • handyman123_2
    handyman123_2 Posts: 2,029 Forumite
    Where is everyone today? boult has slept in, are Nargle and If having a day off after working Yesterday? It looks like it's Handy on his own as a tumbleweed blows past.:D
    Mother Nature Don't Draw Straight lines, We are Broken Moulds in Life's Grand Design, We look a Mess but we're doing fine,
    Life Long Card Carrying Member Of the Union of Different Kinds.
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Late Morning hello from me :D
    handyman123 wrote: »
    Where is everyone today? boult has slept in, are Nargle and If having a day off after working Yesterday? It looks like it's Handy on his own as a tumbleweed blows past.:D

    Hi Handy, I'm running all behind today!! :doh:
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    This is especially for Handy :D:p


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    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • Pott5y
    Pott5y Posts: 504 Forumite
    Afternoon all :hello::hello:

    Office mad this morning:eek: Preparing for a meeting this afternoon.
    adde parvum parvo magnus acervus erit
    Add a little to a little and there will be a great heap     ;)
  • IF
    IF Posts: 34,349 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Pott5y wrote: »
    Afternoon all :hello::hello:

    Office mad this morning:eek: Preparing for a meeting this afternoon.

    Hi Pottsy, Grrrr to work eh!! Hope you had a nice weekend :beer:
    "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride"
  • Tixy
    Tixy Posts: 31,455 Forumite
    Hullo Folks

    Hope everyone had a good weekend.

    BUMP
    A smile enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give
    or "It costs nowt to be nice"
  • Tixy
    Tixy Posts: 31,455 Forumite
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    A smile enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give
    or "It costs nowt to be nice"
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