Notice to Newcomers - re Trolls - Part 10

Tixy · 4 April 2011 at 10:52PM

I suppose its too early for this

If so I'll go for this instead

handyman123_2 · 4 April 2011 at 10:54PM

Pott5y wrote: »

A gallon .... at todays prices!! You've got to be joking, thats what got me in this mess in the first place!! :rotfl: :beer::rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Pottsy so true even a grin can cost these days, you comment brought back my grin.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::D

*madcat* wrote: »

Too True Mondays can bite you in the !!!.:T

Nargleblast wrote: »

Trouble is, you get one out of the way and you know that in less than seven days' time there's another waiting to pounce.....

Why don't we start a Happy Monday club? Just think, the weekend is over, no more having to be nice to the family, we can just be our usual miserable selves and blame it on Monday...

After you with the ketchup at Handy's barbie, Erme...

If the Weathers good on Saturday your all welcome to try out the new Garden furniture courtesy of Lady H.;) Barbies been cleaned and ready to go.

Nargle Great Idea about a Happy Mondays Club, Personally they were a bit after my time but I think Shaun Ryder's a great Guy.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Regards all, Remember Nil Carbourundum Illegitemum.
(Don't let The Barstewards Grind You Down).:D

Tixy · 4 April 2011 at 10:55PM

Hi Handy, hows things? have you had some peace from the grown-up offspring today?

IF · 4 April 2011 at 11:19PM

Tixy wrote: »

I suppose its too early for this

If so I'll go for this instead

It is a bit too early for the first gif Tixy, but second choice good!!

thechippy · 4 April 2011 at 11:26PM

Hiya all - you ok?......:beer:

handyman123_2 · 4 April 2011 at 11:47PM

Tixy wrote: »

Hi Handy, hows things? have you had some peace from the grown-up offspring today?

If you mean no ones phoned asking for anything, the answers yes.

Yesterday was good , Oldest (Step) Son came down from Brighton to take Mrs H and myself to Lunch. He brought the biggest bunch of flowers you have ever seen and a book that still has Mrs Handy laughing even though she’s read it cover to cover twice. He is a sound chap, I just wish his brothers would take after him. :T:T:T

On Saturday, Mrs Handy calmly told me that youngest son was coming to visit at the end of April and bringing his estranged 5 year old daughter. This means he will stay for a least at week. Little one is on the at risk register as the mother and all her grown up family are smack heads. Last time she was here we bought her all new clothes as there wasn’t even a spare pare of knickers let alone anything else that would fit.:eek:

Then We got the youngest son a car (cheapo but solid runabout) as he said this would help him find work. It got crushed at Christmas (he has never told us ) because he was running it untaxed. On his last visit he thanked me for the car by nicking two sovereign and one gold rings and the raiding Mrs H’s coin Jar.:mad::mad::mad:

Visit, I think Not. Not this time. This guy got everyone in the family a present this Christmas and then announced I nicked something to an equal value for each of you. Believe it or not he shop lifts from Charity Shops. When he was here with us a Christmas he got up early one morning (missing his speed) and came back with 3 bin bags of stuff lifted off the doorstep of a charity shop, He just can't help being dodgey.:eek:

If it wasn’t for his Mum He’s the sort you would cross the road to avoid saying good morning to.

Why am I telling you all this, I am ashamed that he is part of our family but as Mrs H says he is still her son. Even Jeremy Kyle would stay clear of this one. But Look at it this way writing it up here is my therapy, I keeps me sane.

Anyway Now you know a bit more about the life of the Handy family, Back to gardening tomorrow. I played a blinder with the Bamboo and tree pruning today, at least my back’s telling me I did.

Regards all, Handy.:D

thechippy · 4 April 2011 at 11:58PM

Hiya Handy,

Nice to "see" you mate...........:beer:

*madcat* · 5 April 2011 at 12:59AM

handyman123 wrote: »

Why am I telling you all this, I am ashamed that he is part of our family but as Mrs H says he is still her son. Even Jeremy Kyle would stay clear of this one. But Look at it this way writing it up here is my therapy, I keeps me sane.

Hi handyman

I hope the reason you are telling us this is because you consider that we are your friends, and you are right! Also some people pay out £s just to get things "off their chests" as you have just done, so just think of the savings you have made (and add it to the NSD thread

)

I am very lucky that my offspring turned out "well" but I can understand how Mrs H. must feel. As mums we feel "responsible" for our children long after they have grown up and fled the nest and she will find it near impossible to let go. Please try to understand why she feels this way and try not to let it come between you even if it's only for the little girls sake who desperately needs somebody stable in her life