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A plan so cunning you could brush your teeth with it :)

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  • Lula-Hula
    Lula-Hula Posts: 7,868 Forumite
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    ZTD wrote: »
    Which will be handy if you're planning to kick the bucket some time within the next 90 days...

    Typical undertaker :D
  • ZTD wrote: »
    Let me guess: Your's...

    No:p T'was along a country road- which had some large 4X4's on- one now with a dent:o
    Another car did dent mine slightly on car park- left a mark:mad: But i have got it out with a plunger:D I gave it a try and it worked- cleaned the scuff off as well.
    Must admit that whilst i don't readily admire cyclists- long history of idiots(not all of them) who completely ignore road rules..there were some hardy souls out there today.
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • Gosh how windy is it up noorf? It was drizzling tonight at 9 when i left workypoos.

    Easter hols next friday. Hooooray.

    Luverly:D:rotfl:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • Lula-Hula wrote: »
    Typical undertaker :D

    Touting for business:eek::rotfl::rotfl:At least its steady:cool:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • savingwannabe
    savingwannabe Posts: 16,619 Forumite
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    A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss. " The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie? ""I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the undertaker. "

    http://jokes.aspcode.net/undertaker-jokes.aspx
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  • A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss. " The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie? ""I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the undertaker. "

    http://jokes.aspcode.net/undertaker-jokes.aspx

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Or the patio:eek::D:rotfl:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    edited 2 April 2011 at 8:51PM
    Have been a busy bee today.

    Woke up early and took DD2 to her volunteer job.:D Bought some things at the market and cheap shops in town. Came to £9

    Bought a new rotary line for garden- £20
    Cement to put the pole in £4 ( was ready mixed so saved on buying sand)
    Compost for spuds, veg etc-£5
    Grocery Shopping came to a grand old £18 so that is the start for April.

    I have been busy gardening and DS has bought a mini green house so proudly has all the new seeds in there:D We saved loo roll innards and have put them in plastic trays saved from mushrooms and strawberry's etc..so quite frugal. I also used some of the compost from my compost bin for the potatoes:j:j As you can see i was very excited at that.:rotfl:

    Tomorrow i am buying some wood to mend the fence at the front of the house, we have a large garden at the front with two lawns- it sounds posher than it is:o So that is job for tomorrow.

    It will have been a bit of money spent on things but i am hoping the rewards will be worth it..bring on the beans:D:rotfl:

    I also used the last of my March spends to treat myself with the compost..sad eh? I really should get out more. lol
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    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • beanielou
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    All sounding good Bobster :grin:
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  • savingwannabe
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    Well done Bob. I mowed grass last week and that nearly finished me off. In hols i will plant some basic things. Luckily the couple i bought the house from planted great things that come up year after year so all i do is mow lawn but it is soo tiring.

    Good on you! Lovely veg and fruit hopefully for you. It is natural, keeps you busy and is soo rewarding. I went out and spent too much in town on nonsense.:( Silly me.
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  • beanielou wrote: »
    All sounding good Bobster :grin:

    I will soon be boring you with the height of my beans beanie:D:rotfl::rotfl:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
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