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A plan so cunning you could brush your teeth with it :)

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  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    Ellidee wrote: »
    Pay them bills by flashing your 'hills' :D

    More like The Beverly Hillbillies..gotta find me that there Gold:D:rotfl:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    boredofbeingathome wrote: »
    Ah, to be 20 years younger and just thoughts of implants...:rotfl:Well maybe i could suck it out of my belly:eek::rotfl:

    I think Jordan's they sucked out of her head.
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Ellidee
    Ellidee Posts: 6,216 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    You could get a cee-ment pond too ! :D


    OOh -er missus that sounds like a euphemism :cool: :rotfl:
    Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. William James
  • Ellidee
    Ellidee Posts: 6,216 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Ellidee wrote: »
    You could get a cee-ment pond too ! :D


    OOh -er missus that sounds like a euphemism :cool: :rotfl:

    Mind you after 3 kids ..............:p
    Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. William James
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Ellidee wrote: »
    Mind you after 3 kids ..............:p

    Like throwing a chipolata up a motorway...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    Ellidee wrote: »
    You could get a cee-ment pond too ! :D


    OOh -er missus that sounds like a euphemism :cool: :rotfl:

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    Ellidee wrote: »
    Mind you after 3 kids ..............:p

    Nowt to do with me, i was asleep at the time:D:rotfl: You let your guard down for a minute:eek::rotfl:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    boredofbeingathome wrote: »
    Nowt to do with me, i was asleep at the time:D:rotfl: You let your guard down for a minute:eek::rotfl:

    Bob. Now in the frame for Jordan's children...


    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Bob. Now in the frame for Jordan's children...


    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    Dear Lord, please give me the strength to get a three page spread in OK magazine on the strength of vicious rumours. Oh and please pray for Z- he likes to cross dress, but is slowly getting better and thinks Jordan's unique insight may help him take that final step.:D

    Your humble servant BOB:D
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    Well today was going to be a no spend day- until

    The phone line went- no dialling tone, therefore no broadband. :(

    Hot footed it to a neighbours house to ring up Talktalk- I told him , i checked all connections, plugged the phone directly into the main socket etc..then he had me unscrewing the main socket- which ain't in the easiest of places :/

    After which he said, he tested the line and there is a fault. All calls diverted through to my mobile, and we now have no t'internet except for a dongle. So £10 spends.

    That is about it really- back to work tomorrow for me and i am ready now, feeling lots better. :)
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
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