The Compers Inn - Part 30

sheils6

Miserable day here. Hope everyone has a great week-end.

sheils x

redbull08

For the Doggy lovers x x x

Dear God; from the dog…a dog’s life can be challenging at times!!!




Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,
the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit,
but not ONE named for a Dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around?
We do love a nice ride!
Would it be so hard to rename the
‘Chrysler Eagle’ the ‘Chrysler Beagle’?

Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and
no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?

Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers,
scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields,
and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are,
will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things
I must remember to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or
after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.,
just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a ‘face towel’.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear
when he’s on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is an
unacceptable way of saying ‘hello’.
8. I don’t need to suddenly stand straight up
when I’m under the coffee table
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur
before entering the house – not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and
immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room
and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’
so when I play with him and he makes that noise,
it’s usually not a good thing.


P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven,

may I have my testicles back?

redbull08

Identity Theft...........Want a Laugh?







I did not realize until I received this HOW SERIOUS identity theft is becoming.

BE EXTREMELY CAUTIOUS !

















Blessed are the cracked for they shall let in the light!!!
Woo Hoo!!!

wingobins

:rotfl: :rotfl: Love the pics red :T

redbull08

HIYA evrybody
wishing y'all a nice weekend, if you want relaxing
its wished for you
if you want party
its wished for you with health, love & wins inc
love Red
x

redbull08

So true!


Man

Man is a woman's best friend.
He will reassure her when she feels insecureand comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she neverthought she could do;to live without fearand forget regret.

He will enable her toexpress her deepest emotions and give in toher most intimate desires.

He will make sureshe always feels thatshe's the mostbeautiful woman in the room andwill enableher to be confident, sexy,seductive, and invincible.

No wait...... sorry....... I'm thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that.

Sorry.

sarah182xxx

heya all hope your having a lovely weekend ! iam off out for a birthday meal tonight (i was 24 on thursday) with friends and the OH. on my actual birthday my friend organised a suprise party for me ! it was amazing. i had no idea about it at all ! she made loads of food n had drinks n games such a sweet thing to do ! off to dye my hair now i think ! hugs to all xxxxxx

sheils6

Thanks for entertaining us red! Nearly forgot to enter the Times iPad comp I was so busy looking at your posts. :eek:

Tulip

:hello: Everyone,

Hope all is well,I am fine today.I have won a Sony e-reader and recieved a cheque for £20.

Really delighted with todays wins.

Going to have a relaxing evening by the tv.

love and light,

Katie xxx

crin

Hi all

Well done on the wins Katie

Sorry to hear your sad news wokkies hope you and the family are OK, it is a curse of getting older I'm afraid. I only have 1 aunt left now and no uncles at all.

Not up to much still very depressed but still trying like mad to win a laptop, ipad or something similar not having any lick though.

Have a lucky day all