The Compers Inn - Part 30

redbull08

Things Women Want to Hear but Never Do•
Wow, I just don’t know what to do with this money we won in the lottery, so why don’t you take it to the mall and see if you can find something to buy with it.

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Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the summer with us.

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Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate cream pie. If it’s one thing I hate it’s skinny women.

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What luck, they had a special rental rate at the video store on romance movies.

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You know, that Pam Anderson just doesn’t seem to have the brain power that I find so attractive in a woman.

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What a break, I won a prize on the radio station…. tickets to either the super bowl or the opening of the New York Ballet. I got first choice so pack your bags for New York, we get to go to the ballet!!!

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Who wants to play golf when I can get to see how good the lawn looks when it’s freshly mowed.

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Shoot, there’s nothing on TV but football games. Let’s go furniture shopping.

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Man I tell you, nothing feels better than getting all spruced up in a suit and tie.

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I’m getting a little tired of steak on the grill. How about a nice quiche?

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You know, I think I’d really prefer the four-door sedan to that impractical Corvette.

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Golly I think we’re lost. Let me find a gas station to ask for directions.

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My golf clubs are only 30 years old. Why don’t you use the money my parents gave us to get something nice for the house.

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If the guys call and want me to go to that new sports club with them, tell them I’m busy. I really want to get the living room painted tonight.

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Sports cars are just such stupid little toys for men who have never really grown up.

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If you’re looking for me later, I’ll be over there looking at the home decorating magazines.

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You know, we really don’t visit your relatives enough.

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Why don’t you relax this weekend. I’ll take care of the cooking and housework.

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redbull08

What not to say on a date


There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date…

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I really don’t like this restaurant that much,
but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

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I refuse to get cable. That’s how they keep tabs on you.

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I used to come here all the time with my ex.

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Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn’t hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

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I really feel that I’ve grown in the past few years.

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Used to be I wouldn’t have given someone like you a second look.
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It’s been tough, but I’ve come to accept that most people I date just won’t be as smart as I am.

fire**fly

sheils6 wrote: »

Can't really complain korky - had the car for 7 years and only paid for services , tyres etc. Didn't know cars needed new timing belts between 50,000 and 70,000 miles. (checked it on internet incase someone was trying to con us!) Seemingly they can break down and cause real damage if you don't replace them.

Hate those twinings tbags but my DH likes them too. He drinks the ginger one.:)

don't know much about cars either sheils good that you checked up to make sure

i don't drink tea at all, never have done :eek:
family think it's realy strange :rotfl:they all love it :eek:

wingobins

Ooh I'm late tonight! Not got my Woman mag yet either, been busy doing my coursework but will post it tomorrow

Loving the pics red, especially the one with the fisty cuffs!

Sheils good luck with the car, maybe you might win the money to pay for repairs

Korky, I hate tea too (yuk!) Never liked it! I ran out of coffee this morning and asked OH to get some at farmfoods. When I came home looking forward to a nice cuppa, he hadnt got any. He said it was expensive! Had to go get some myself!

No wins today but I cant complain can I!

redbull08

sorry folks im not in chatting as such but pop out & in occ.
hope your all well
havnt time to read back & comp.
i got my 4th mse badge for 2000 posts (dont talk much i'm shy that way)


for korks n cat lovers x












WINGO








A NICE BEDTIME DRINK FOR ALL MY OTHER BUDDIES
X X

fire**fly

all :wave:




love the pics red :j:T thank you :A

am glad i've found a fellow friend tea hater wingo don't feel so strange now


sun's peeping out here :j

hope everyone has a lucky day xxx




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sheils6

Morning all,

Just been reading back - you were busy last night Red. Enjoyed reading/looking at it all - thank you.

Loving the new doggy theme korky! That puppy is soooo sweet today.

Not sure what I am doing today - garage is going to phone when our car is ready so can't do much till then as it is 30 miles away. Our courtesy car is a manual so don't really want to drive it - not sure if its insured for me anyway. O'h well might manage a bit of comping!
Mail just been - 2 letters reminding me I will be 50 soon and offering me insurance deals!!!! Huh

Good luck everyone!

sheils x

SavingJane

Good Morning all

I made my 1st ever home made pie last night and it was amazing, OH said this morning b4 he went to work that we need to get a bigger dish so i can make a bigger pie...the big had 2nds of the pie I did make lol

No comp wins for me atm but shall keep going i've entered soooooooo many now, entering all the ones ending this week i like then working way up date now on the 18th Feb lol

Good luck all n happy comping

Tulip

:hello: Everyone,

Morning! Hope you are all ok,I am well and happy today,I got an item I ordered from Amazon today,Bambi and Bambi 2 in Double pack so will be watching them later on.Dads birthday Present of a book from Amazon came today as well with my Water Bill :rotfl:On facebook go to Virgin Trains and play their game Beat the System to go into their prize draw to win a Virgin Train teddy,its like the grabbit claws at the fairground but they make it easy to win a teddy by asking you to click on a tip on Virgin Trains,so good luck if you have a go.I had a go twice and gone into the draw


Have a lovely day!

love and light,

Katie xxx

SavingJane

Ohhhh i better not we have far 2 many teddys already lol

But thanks for letting us know