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geneer

Pimperne1 wrote: »

Although since I last posted I've had personal conversation requests from three of the rabid bears (you being one). Interesting, might pop over and read them some time.

(Actually I think I'll pop over now as I see there are only 3 people on site and there is less chance of my mother being insulted or of me being directed to exotic pornographic websites by the fragrant ladies on there - post this for me will you Geneer). Update - Wow, three of you congratulating me for increasing my negative votes long after I stopped posting - pretty impressive. Hey, what's happening over there, only 3 posters on site and 17 posts today (most of them off topic)? Didn't realise I was contributing so much to the hits on there.

:rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl:You appear to think those were requests for personal conversations. Interesting.


Good to know you noticed though.
I mean, you did considered it a "badge of honour" after all.
Yep. You were so thrilled about your trolly troll status that you were compelled to tell us how happy you were about it every second post up until the point you flounced off. :T

geneer

Pimperne1 wrote: »

If by “success” you mean moving the views on YouTube from about 1000 to 1033 then I agree.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:You managed to get a whole 33 people to click on a link! Woof. What a great success!

Thats even better than "views", your old prefered measure for the success of threads that had died on their @rse

Pimperne1 wrote: »

Teacher: “Why are you picking on that boy?”
Pupil: “Well Miss he’s behaving like a right Geneer”.
Teacher: “In what way”?
Pupil: “Well, he had the opportunity to purchase his lunch a year in advance for £165 but because he didn’t buy when he “coulda” he’s now having to pay £225”.
Teacher: “So, in that you describe him as a Geneer, he must then be saying that he’s in profit by delaying his purchase”.
Pupil: “That’s right Ma’am”.
Teacher: “Come here Geneer you little !!!!!!”.

Might as well go for the complete jackanory mate.