Just said the F word to my dog...!

Sagz_2

My dogs know most phrases that end in ' ....... off'

They never take any notice though!

meritaten

I shouldnt worry - he is hardly going to repeat it in front of the vicar is he?

brodev

Next time you get a dog get one from abroad that doesn't speak English. Then you can swear at him/her with impunity.

stumpycat

That's why it's great having cats - they don't care!

I swear our dog needed psychoanalysed if you so much as looked at him the wrong way... :rotfl:

Caroline_a

Swore at mine tonight... although I sort of smiled at the big grin he gave me when he came charging up to me, sat in front, wagged tail, big grin... the Paw from Hell smack on the laptop keys, half a dozen keys go flying... don't think the keyboard will ever be the same...

zaksmum

meritaten wrote: »

I shouldnt worry - he is hardly going to repeat it in front of the vicar is he?

Ha ha! With my Jack, you wouldn't be so sure! remember that dog on TV that used to say "sausages"? My Jack would be saying "F*** off you little T***!!!!!!!!!" if he could!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: And the vicar would be saying "he must hear it in the house...."

orlao

hoogervaaner wrote: »

I have shouted mine in from the garden by calling out 'come on idiots' my neighbour creased with laughter when he saw them come running

One of my terriers only answer to dimwit now. She's a bit thick you see......:o

HannahIOW

We do swear at our dog sometimes, he's a very cheeky chappie...
Sometimes it's just easier to call him Shitfer. Shitfer Brains

hoogervaaner

One of mine suffers from dimness, I have had to have words with my husband as I was convinced the poor dog would think his name was 'Oh George for f***s sake'

elsien

Is it bad to admit that mine responds more to swear words than to proper commands?
(In my defence I have to say she already knew most of them when I got her.)

When she's completely ignoring everything I say, an OH For F... Sake or a "you're really p1ssing me off now" generally gets her to come over all obedient as she know's she's pushed her luck way too far.

B>ggar off does the trick when she's being attention seeking.

And she happily comes when called to "Oi Sh1t4brains."

Anyone want to join me in the bad owners club?:D