Scared!!

Ivana_B_Rich

GreyPilgrim wrote:

Hope she's ok. Am curious as hell now. Bet it was good news and it's turned into a boozy all-nighter

Really hope your right

It wil be a whopper of a hangover though, she's been awol since lunch time :eek:

curlynet

too tired to decide which pill, will just hit the pillow instead and catch up tomorrow.:wave:

GreyPilgrim

curlynet wrote:

too tired to decide which pill, will just hit the pillow instead and catch up tomorrow.:wave:

Hope you're wearing tight PVC, in true matrix fashion

Oops, sorry - wrong forum

:rolleyes:

Ivana_B_Rich

:hello: Goodnight Curlynet.

Fingers crossed for good news tomorrw

Ellieseleven

That's it - I'm off to bed, will have to check again tomorrow :wave:

Nytehawk

Just a little humour while we wait.... Patiently for the wicked LouLou to put us out of our misery.... Goodnight one & all:grouphug:

A hillbilly got married, and on his wedding night he calls his father for advice on what to do since he had never been intimate with a woman before.

"We're in the bedroom, Pa. What do we do now?"

Thinking that nature will take its course, the father replied, "Take her clothes off and then you both get in bed."

The hillbilly calls his dad 5 minutes later and says, "She's nekid and we're in bed. What do I do now?"

Knowing his son wasn't the brightest crayon in the box, his dad asked," Did you take your clothes off, too?"

"No." the son replies.

"Well, take your clothes off and get back in bed with her."

The son calls back a few minutes later and says,

"We're both nekid and in bed. What do I do now?"

The father's patience is quickly running out, and he growls, "Look, Son , do I have to spell everything out? Just stick the hardest thing on your body where she pees!"

The son calls again a minute later.

"Ok, Pa. I've got my head in the toilet bowl…. Now what?" :eek: :eek:

Chrismojam

And I have to say a big THANK YOU to everyone who has posted today...I too have just spent an age reading every post only to find no answer yet......

However....rather than wind me up...wanting an answer...this post has completely chilled me out:D You would probably need to understand how seriously stressed and ready to kill I was earlier today/this evening to see how this post can chill me put??:rolleyes: ...but i'm pleased with the outcome anyway...........either that or I've just gone over the edge???? Oh....that is quite possible:eek:

Chrismojam

mazdamansport wrote:

Just a little humour while we wait.... Ok, Pa. I've got my head in the toilet bowl…. Now what?" :eek: :eek:

You do know that has probably happened, don't you?;)

LittleL_4

re joke :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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smokybabe

I have a joke if I may. It is the only one I can ever remember!!!

The seven dwarves had an audience with the Pope and after 20 mins of a theological discussion the Pope asked if anyone had any questions? Dopey piped up and asked if there were any dwarf nuns in Rome. Looking puzzled the Pontiff replied no and the discussion continued.

After a further lengthy discussion the Pontiff again asked did any of the dwarves have a question. Again Dopey piped up and asked if there were any dwarf nuns in Europe. Still looking puzled the Pontiff replied no.

The discussion carried on and finally ended and for the last time the Pontiff asked were there any questions? Again a now worried looking Dopey piped up and asked were there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world? The Pope told him that there were no dwarf nuns anywhere at all.

At this point the other six dwarves fell about on the floor hysterically laughing and then all began chanting at the same time, - Dopey f*cked a penguin, Dopey f*cked a penguin!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: