My doll has 'let me down'....What are my consumer rights ?

bosseyed

Wayne3765 wrote: »

If she gets a runny nose then she needs emptying :eek:

:rotfl: Hilarious

wealdroam

Wayne3765 wrote: »

If she gets a runny nose then she needs emptying :eek:

Oh... the voice of experience.

Freddie_Snowbits

You do not think OP ran out of puff when giving it a blow-job?

donaldduck1

Freddie_Snowbits wrote: »

You do not think OP ran out of puff when giving it a blow-job?

Don't worry....I am getting the wifey to blow harder to sort out the problem !!:):rotfl::)

donaldduck1

vikingaero wrote: »

You thought about a career in !!!!!!?

Yep. I've applied. Just waiting for references from Minogue, Cole, Diaz, etc. Fingers(or is it legs ?) crossed that I'm successful. :j:rotfl::rotfl:

danlojo

They always say:

You never look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire!;)

Mupette

can't you just buy a kylie wig ..

Freddie_Snowbits

donaldduck1 wrote: »

Don't worry....I am getting the wifey to blow harder to sort out the problem !!:):rotfl::)

Then as she is obviously not blowing hard enough, it could be curtains for the wife and time for a mistress.

Mupette

Freddie_Snowbits wrote: »

Then as she is obviously not blowing hard enough, it could be curtains for the wife and time for a mistress.

you mean a new mistress? and puncher repair kit

donaldduck1

I need to provide an update....

I have found anonther hole in my doll !!

Means that I am having to service this hole as well !!

Don't worry though...wifey is blowing even harder to make sure that I can cope.

Ain't life a blow ?

Laugh !