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an open letter to euro car parks
torontoboy45
Posts: 1,064 Forumite
'dear chimp,
it's been all of 34 days since you last wrote, telling me I owed you £70 for overstaying at morrison's.
you said I had to pay within 7 days or I'd owe you £90. that was cruel.
you gave me 28 days to find the money.
you haven't been in touch since and I'm worried. what's gone wrong? don't you like me any more? is this your way of dumping me?
I got the money together, just like you said. I want you to have it. it's all there. just please get in touch. the waiting is driving me crazy.
it's you I want, not your debt-collecting brother. I just want things to be like they were between us. is this too much to ask?
if I haven't heard from you by this time next week then I'll know it's all over. but I'm begging you to give us another chance.
yours truly
toronto
p.s. my friends all tell me I'm crazy, chasing after a money-grubbing-just-this-side-of-the-law creep, but I don't care. even if you don't come back I'm still going to send you xmas cards. year after year. I promise.
xxx
it's been all of 34 days since you last wrote, telling me I owed you £70 for overstaying at morrison's.
you said I had to pay within 7 days or I'd owe you £90. that was cruel.
you gave me 28 days to find the money.
you haven't been in touch since and I'm worried. what's gone wrong? don't you like me any more? is this your way of dumping me?
I got the money together, just like you said. I want you to have it. it's all there. just please get in touch. the waiting is driving me crazy.
it's you I want, not your debt-collecting brother. I just want things to be like they were between us. is this too much to ask?
if I haven't heard from you by this time next week then I'll know it's all over. but I'm begging you to give us another chance.
yours truly
toronto
p.s. my friends all tell me I'm crazy, chasing after a money-grubbing-just-this-side-of-the-law creep, but I don't care. even if you don't come back I'm still going to send you xmas cards. year after year. I promise.
xxx
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Euro and Control Account have an incestuous relationship.
You've had a lucky escape getting away from these inbreds. They're probably playing Dueling Banjos as we speak...0 -
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