The Bankrupt Inn - Part 9

confused76

morning sizz....ooh cake...chocolate cake
are you working today?

Sunnylooloo

hey sizz and confuzzed
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sizzler

Hi there,

Im doing accounts today:eek:

How are you both.

confused76

Sunnylooloo wrote: »

hey sizz and confuzzed
x

hey looloo:j

am out of margarine, having cheese on crumpets, actually quite nice! x

sizzler

Todays joke:D

A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says, "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?"
The Jelly Baby says, "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end Up getting my head kicked in."
So Smartie says, "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you."
Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says, "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off they go.
After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table.
The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking cola bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly Baby blood and turns to Smartie and says, "I thought you were going to look after me.
"I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are f***ing menthol".

confused76

sizzler wrote: »

Hi there,

Im doing accounts today:eek:

How are you both.

ouchie! you will need cake then:eek:
good thanks sizz

confused76

sizzler wrote: »

Todays joke:D

A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says, "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?"
The Jelly Baby says, "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end Up getting my head kicked in."
So Smartie says, "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you."
Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says, "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off they go.
After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table.
The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking cola bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly Baby blood and turns to Smartie and says, "I thought you were going to look after me.
"I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are f***ing menthol".

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sunnylooloo

sizzler wrote: »

Todays joke:D

A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says, "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?"
The Jelly Baby says, "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end Up getting my head kicked in."
So Smartie says, "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you."
Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says, "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off they go.
After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table.
The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking cola bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly Baby blood and turns to Smartie and says, "I thought you were going to look after me.
"I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are f***ing menthol".

very good!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

sizzler

Thanks its clean aswell:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Sunnylooloo

hahahaha

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