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Loughton_Monkey

LongTermLurker wrote: »

And sheep are preferred - ferrets bite!

Please remember that not all forum posters wear cloth caps and clogs. Some of us come from the South.

Now can somebody please explain to us Essex folk what is a sheep? And what is a ferret?

greenface

eyeh aye a ferret could give yeah a nasty bite love !!
aye then a sheep can give yeah a fairly nasty love bite too !!
"Half welsh" me

LongTermLurker

I have not heard of the publications 'Being Miserly' , 'Sheep are Preferred' nor 'Ferrets Bite' . There is room for diversity in this society.
J_B. (Only in jest. )

:rotfl:That made me laugh - they should all be book/magazine titles, for sure :T

Now can somebody please explain to us Essex folk what is a sheep? And what is a ferret?

sheep are lovable creatures - for some, occasionally a little too lovable - that do a good job of soaking up all the rain from your wellies. Ferrets are not to be underestimated, or mistaken for sheep, otherwise severe pain could ensue.

aye then a sheep can give yeah a fairly nasty love bite too !!
"Half welsh" me

isn't a sheep's inability to cook a decisive factor in a Welshman's decision to get married?

Joe_Bloggs

Just in case anyone did not get my gag. If someone says that they do not subscribe to something then it is reasonable assumption that it is a publication available to those who choose to subscribe. There may be lawyers in the building about to arrest me for harassment so I must tpe quk.

LongTermLurker

Joe_Bloggs wrote: »

Just in case anyone did not get my gag. If someone says that they do not subscribe to something then it is reasonable assumption that it is a publication available to those who choose to subscribe.

Or, of course, an idea or belief that they subscribe to.

I didn't get the next bit though, but assumed you were just a Manc, Geordie or Southern or summat...

There is room for diversity in this society.

Joe_Bloggs

@LongTermLurker
This topic was on my mind ?
I have had a few emails at work that relate to this.
http://www.equalities.gov.uk/equality_act_2010.aspx
J_B.

LongTermLurker

doesn't mention sheep anywhere?

Don't worry, I won't sue

Joe_Bloggs

@LongTermLurker
If you want to handle sheep then you could try something like this.

I have discovered how easily it is to take a statement out of context and to twist it into something else unmeant and perhaps contradictory. The temptation is always there with journalists, politicians and me.
J_B.