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Saturday Night Party at MaxiSpender's

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  • jessicamb
    jessicamb Posts: 10,446 Forumite
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    ZTD wrote:
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    To paraphrase Jo Brand: "Never trust a woman with t*******s." :D

    Now you are doing this on purpose :o . It took me ages to get that one. And I nearly ran out of fingers.
    The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:
  • In_Search_Of_Me
    In_Search_Of_Me Posts: 10,634 Forumite
    I dunno - watch afterlife (anoyone else have it on...creepiest yet!) and come back to all this flirtation! Cant compete with bondage!! Hope at least someone pulls!! Think of all those internet sucess stories (there are loads!!). Talking of adverts! I did one in time out and got 200+ replies (gobsmacked!) & ended up meeting uo with a few...1 turned up with medial textbook, another one spent whole eve convincing me he knew how to win lottery (emergency phone call soon after meant I had to cut date short..shame that!!) & another one spent whole night telling me about his dying mother...saw him a few times cos I felt so sorry for him...tried to get mates to fall in lurve with him but that didnt work either...ahhhhh those were the days!! Liza Minelli on Parky...anyone else think she is a desperately sad person?
    Nerd no 109 Long haulers supporters DFW #1! Even in the darkest moments, love and hope are always possible.

  • MinnieSpender
    MinnieSpender Posts: 2,975 Forumite
    fishface-69 wrote:
    Liza Minelli on Parky...anyone else think she is a desperately sad person?

    Nope. I love her. But she's had some tough times.

    Your dating disasters sound as awful as mine! Take the guy who'd been abducted by aliens, for example...
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • jessicamb
    jessicamb Posts: 10,446 Forumite
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    j4m35 wrote:
    Trouble causing knight with own horse seeks damsel in distress for evening dancing lessons. No spider too big or small

    :happyhear :kisses3: :love: :lovethoug


    :dance:


    Now - how to do a MSE wedding :think: :whistle:
    The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:
  • livinginhope
    livinginhope Posts: 1,897 Forumite
    Debt-free and Proud!
    ZTD wrote:
    Oh you want two? HEY EVERYBODY THERE'S GONNA BE A :grouphug: OVER HERE!
    Oooo like the sound of that ;)
    Debt at highest £102k :eek:
    Lightbulb moment march 2006
    Debt free october2017 :j
    Finally sleeping easy in my bed :A
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jessicamb wrote:
    Now you are doing this on purpose :o . It took me ages to get that one. And I nearly ran out of fingers.

    :rotfl:

    It's a famous saying! It's virtually Jo Brand's catchphrase...

    Well - almost.

    What else - desirable women have a smart i*******t.

    Who can guess that one? I'll be nice and give clues if you need... ;)
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jessicamb
    jessicamb Posts: 10,446 Forumite
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    ZTD wrote:
    :rotfl:

    It's a famous saying! It's virtually Jo Brand's catchphrase...

    Well - almost.

    What else - desirable women have a smart i*******t.

    Who can guess that one? I'll be nice and give clues if you need... ;)

    I'm getting good at this now :D

    Is it intellect?
    The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:
  • In_Search_Of_Me
    In_Search_Of_Me Posts: 10,634 Forumite
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :T :T :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: tell all!! Know she's had a tough time and done well despite this but despite all that surgery those eyes are still pools of sadness....some things the knife cant hide...
    MinnieSpender wrote:
    Nope. I love her. But she's had some tough times.

    Your dating disaster sound as awful as mine! Take the guy who'd been abducted by aliens, for example...
    Nerd no 109 Long haulers supporters DFW #1! Even in the darkest moments, love and hope are always possible.

  • jessicamb
    jessicamb Posts: 10,446 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    MinnieSpender wrote:
    Nope. I love her. But she's had some tough times.

    Your dating disasters sound as awful as mine! Take the guy who'd been abducted by aliens, for example...

    I think you are looking at this the totally wrong way - he was well travelled.
    The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jessicamb wrote:
    I'm getting good at this now :D

    Is it intellect?

    You must have one - because that's right. :cool: :T

    Well, colour me impressed. I thought it would be harder than that...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
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