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Saturday Night Party at MaxiSpender's
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MinnieSpender wrote:Oh heck! Better change it.
Binding?????? What a Fredian slip of the fingers!!!
Raven haired buxom beauty with caustic sense of humour seeks [strike]submissive male to do her binding[/strike] all-action hero with strong jaw and biceps to do her bidding.
So we've gone from Mr Muscle advert man to Arnold Swarzenegger?The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:0 -
jessicamb wrote:Why oh why are so many body parts beginning with a b
I'm sat here counting the stars now with my fingers.
For gawds sake dont anyone make spelling mistakes
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
To paraphrase Jo Brand: "Never trust a woman with t*******s."
"Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
j4m35 wrote:it's the caustic thing. you'll get guys who want to be dominated. if you like that then go for it!
That's what they all want. Isn't it?
*goes off to consult her One Hundred Reasons Why You're Still Single manual*:eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 160 -
Trouble causing knight with own horse seeks damsel in distress for evening dancing lessons. No spider too big or small0
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jessicamb wrote:So we've gone from Mr Muscle advert man to Arnold Swarzenegger?
OK, final edit:
Raven haired buxom beauty with caustic sense of humour. You got a problem with that? Eh? EH????:eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 160 -
It seems my work is done for this evening, and I bid you all goodnight and sweet dreams :Aj4m35 wrote:Trouble causing knight with own horse seeks damsel in distress for evening dancing lessons. No spider too big or smallOfficial DFW Nerd No 096 - Proud to have dealt with my debt!0 -
ever optimistic romantic seeks prince to share dances in the rain under the stars. must be strong enough to chuck me over his shoulder and cart me off to bed
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MinnieSpender wrote:OK, final edit:
Raven haired buxom beauty with caustic sense of humour. You got a problem with that? Eh? EH????
Brilliant! that's the one0 -
Blimey only been out the door a while and the mood has changed from Gone with the wind and Sound of music to talking about the nether regions and serious matchmaking :eek: what have you lot been on PLEASE can I have a couple to catch up Debt at highest £102k :eek:
Lightbulb moment march 2006
Debt free october2017 :j
Finally sleeping easy in my bed :A0 -
livinginhope wrote:Blimey only been out the door a while and the mood has changed from Gone with the wind and Sound of music to talking about the nether regions and serious matchmaking :eek: what have you lot been on PLEASE can I have a couple to catch up
Oh you want two? HEY EVERYBODY THERE'S GONNA BE A :grouphug: OVER HERE!"Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0
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