Its Now Sunday !!! Come on in for a glass of wine @ Mikes

elantan

ok my old favourite then ..whats big yellow and eats stones..






a big yellow stone eater...ha ha ha ..not very good at jokes am i ..but not as bad as ss surely:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

GingerSte

I'm sorry. The only jokes I can think of are rude ones!

Mike_St_Helens

GingerSte wrote:

I'm sorry. The only jokes I can think of are rude ones!

Lets go.. the ruder the better !

GingerSte

(preparing for groans...)

What's green and smells of pork?










Kermit's middle finger!

Thank you very much. I'm here all week. Try the veal!

Mike_St_Helens

GingerSte wrote:

(preparing for groans...)

What's green and smells of pork?


Kermit's middle finger!

Thank you very much. I'm here all week. Try the veal!

Vile

I cant think of any,....

GingerSte

Sorry Mike SH if I offended you. I didn't mean to.

Mike_St_Helens

Ha ha... It takes a lot to offend me Ste.. Dont you worry !!

My vile jokes are far far to bad for this thread !

Mike_St_Helens

Ill tell you what, Im still angry about the way that Vile man treated Annie. I just cant believe it. Boy if id have been there...

I dont think she will see much more of him, I really hope Annie has gained some strength from all this and waht we have said.

GingerSte

I've got even viler than that, but I think I'll leave them. Let's just say the one involving the rabbit, 200 tonnes of jelly and the police isn't fit to print on this particular forum!

GingerSte

What do sperm have in common with bailiffs (altered from lawyers to reflect current circumstances)?






They both have a 1 in 500 million chance of becoming human!